Ronaldo

Cassano never had Baggio's talent, man.

Worst signing ever? Owen.

£50m.

There was actually a fair hint of geordie in his accent when he was interviewed on the 2004 season review.

Signed for us at 23. He's 25 now.

He's actually better looking than Jose.

Stance softened.

Like Ba he's not really got the legs/lungs to really go beyond 70 minutes for us. We defintely need one, or ideally two players to come on at that time so the game doesn't get condensed into our own half. Possibly why we're bringing Maiga in.

Speaking of Jonas, he's not perfect but he's really won me over in the last year or so. One of the first names on the teamsheet.

This forum's going to the f***ing dogs, man.

More like a brown Toyota.

I almost edged out into Jussi Jaaskelainen at a junction off Somerset Road in Bolton this afternoon. You'll never guess the model and colour of the car he was driving.

Played well. Seems to be have upped his fitness.

Word-for-word what I was going to offer.

Heard that on the radio and was convinced it was read incorrectly. Incredible.

Fair enough.

Nah. He's spoken very good English for quite some time now.

Excellent effort throughout; very peripheral second half.

How can anyone love Gattuso, man?

6 is right for Cabaye.

After 4 seasons folk are still spelling Coloccini's name wrong?

Let's not go crazy. He's not in Xavi's league, as much as I love him.

Yep, last season he put in a few displays like this in a row , that's why people where calling for him in the England team. That and the fact there's some pretty stupid people around.

Played well tonight.

Yeah; we offered boxes of Turkish Delight to Emre and a market garden to Parker, too. Bitter pricks.