Ronaldo

He's crap.

Always looks knackered by 60 minutes.

Did you really expect us to p*ss all over them? Wigan are already fighting for their lives, they had reason to be a lot more motivated than us. Grinding out a result in a game like this is pretty encouraging if you ask me. Yep. Winning when you're playing badly.

Krul 7 Simpson 6 Taylor 6 Coloccini 8 Taylor 6 Obertan 5 Tiote 7 Cabaye 7 Jonas 7 Best 6 Ba 6 HBA 6 Shola 6 Marveaux 6

Winning ugly with a beautiful goal.

Eh? According to Barton, Wigan have had 52% possession.

Obertan just doesn't contribute.

I love him too, but you're taking this way too far, Jon.

I really don't agree with sports like football and tennis at the olympics. Think it's ridiculous, personally.

Yup you sure did rated Carroll even saying that he was better than Suarez How times have changed. Quite a few (valiantly led by the likes of Wullie) was not willing to sell him for even 50 million when he was sold. I want us to get one more striker in January but no thanks to Carroll. As for his current value, probbaly around the 12M mark now To be fair it wasn't just Ronaldo, their were a few claiming he was the best striker in the league. He was the best in the first half of last season, like. Not that I ever claimed he was a better footballer than Suarez.

Yup you sure did rated Carroll even saying that he was better than Suarez Did I? Either I'd spent the week sniffing glue or I simply didn't say that at all.

Enrique went for about half Raylor's value.

Just got a terrific image from that.

Still fucking hilarious.

Lovenkrands and Ranger off in January.

Rather have Ba, thanks. It's about as tempting as Marmite - and I rate Carroll.

Who the fucking hell is choosing De Gea? He's looked a bag of indecisive nerves just about every time I've seen him.

Quite agree. Just making the point that if his new contract includes a lower wage, he'd certainly be the type to notice it.

Apparently Colo is pretty prudent with his cash. Rents (or enquired about renting) a flat in Newcastle for when his family want to visit, and spend a considerable amount of time trying to get the price down to almost unreasonable amount.

That reads like you'd rather we got rid of Ranger than Smith, which is a bit gay.

16,790 sleeps ;-) How many times a day do you sleep?

Left foot, right foot, head.

Best finisher at the club.

How did he get past the sub-editors?