Ronaldo

I think folk are going a little OTT with their ratings, like.

Twas a very good decision to bring him on today, alleviated a lot of pressure by beating his man and carrying it up the park.

Minimum?

Marks are given for influence, not effort.

Harper 7 Simpson 8 Taylor 6 Coloccini 8 Enrique 6.5 Barton 8 Nolan 6 Tiote 9 Jonas 7 Lovenkrands 5 Ameobi 6.5

Can we shut the fuck up about Chris Hughton now?

He was OK, no better.

Seriously, though, how the fuck did this shower of shite nearly beat us a few months back?

Had he been on loan for the last couple of seasons.....

Hughton's completely wrong. He's never been that good of a finisher.

Should be over. Wigan truly are the square root of s****.

Told you Shola was great.

Pathetic. Get a new job, you stack of shite.

Should have been him and Ranger.

He might be on oxygen but where the fuck would Chelsea be without Drogba? I can't think of a single goal they've scored in the last month that he hasn't had a hand in.

Hughton didn't start Ranger once in the PL. What's that got to do with Wullie's post? Everyone else can figure it out.

Hughton didn't start Ranger once in the PL.

Remember it happening a couple of seasons ago against Arsenal.

They got old. Hook will be back soon to steal their kids though, Tinkerbell will restore them to their former glory. Can't see it. Honest answer: I have no idea, so I was resorting to fantasy story lines in a futile search for an answer. It was pointless, really. It can't be as simple as Ray Wilkins leaving, can it? Could be. Malouda and Anelka have been absolutely awful for the last 2 months, Drogba can't breathe, Lampard has been absent.... All the same, they're fecking terrible.

They got old. Hook will be back soon to steal their kids though, Tinkerbell will restore them to their former glory. Can't see it.

What the hell happened to Chelsea?

Fabregas cheats and asks for cards all the time. Absolute prick.

Tantamount to vandalism.

His miss against Swansea last season is one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Keep it up, man. You're the one who seems to be determined to make the thread about me. The thing is, i've never claimed to know the first thing about any league outside of England's top two/three tiers or La Liga. Don't even watch Serie A any longer.