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We seemed to carry the ball up the pitch fine without Jonas against Everton.

We should start 'relieving the pressure' by keeping the ball. A winger who can't cross, passes to thin air and tends to fall over for no reason whatsoever, probably isn't the best place to start.

Ben Arfa will be there soon, anyway. Plus, Larsson isn't slow, he's just not especially fast.

Some of that Conference North lot can pick a pass every so often.

Average is being kind. He's one of the worst footballer i've ever seen at NUFC in 18 years as a fan.

He can. And he'd do it far better than the useless fucker currently there.

How many time do we have ten times better with 2 strikers before people get it into their thick skulls? It's laughable.

He's better than what we've got, what's not to like?

Söderberg or Harper on the bench though? Just to taunt them, I reckon we assemble a bench consisting of Pardew and 7 German Shepherds.

He'd probably be our best 'squad' player if he doesn't walk into the first Xl. He's a far better player than Jonas and Routledge. Been wanting us to sign him for 3 years, be well happy with him.

Would be a decent signing. Not as talented as Bentley but more consistent. The return of Scott Parker from West Ham tbh. Junior Stanislas would be a good shout from West Ham, unlikely if the Larsson rumor is true same with Behrami. If we signed Carlton Cole I would give up on life. What?

I'm not happy with the wingers at all. Routledge is hit and miss, Ben Arfa's injured and Jonas is dog s****.

Careful Ronnie, the thinnest of thin ice. I skate.

Not one of them moves would be considered an "in the know" scoop. All of them have been widely mooted in the media. It would be like me saying; "I have it on good authority that Dzeko will be joing Man City in the next couple of days." The guy's made an effort to tell us what he knows.

Kezman was bought by Mourinho. Upson was selected by Capello.

SWP.

Krul Tavernier Williamson Kadar Perch Routledge Vuckic Smith Ferguson Ranger Xisco

Sense.

Good move tbh. I don't think Pardow make one single mistake since he has been appointed. Which is very shocking by all the account.

Can we love him yet?

think about it....think about it ? No.

Incredible to score 3 on your very first PL start. Shola's failed to do in 10 fecking years.

Harper 6? He made two terrific saves and kept a clean sheet man I honestly wouldn't give anyone less than an 8, as a team we were fantastic and no one had bad game. Aye, probably harsh on Harper. His kicking grates on me though. Brilliant, brilliant team performance - as you say. I wish Krul was still in goal but Harper's kicking is a million times better. I don't know why. The best keeper is in goal, that's all that matters.

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