Ronaldo

If I were you lot i'd get down to that hotel and start singing the lad a few songs.

What on earth is going on? Last I knew, he was staying in Marseille and missing training.

Watch him change his mind when Man U absolutely dick all over us on Monday.

I love this guy.

Interesting observation after no games. 46 last season tell you everything you need to know.

The sort of player we want at out club? Give over, man. Our club is heading for relegation.

Kept him out for a long time. Cant remember him playing last season. It didnt happen last week though, I think your getting a bit confused. It did.

Yeah, like that happened last week.

He's young, likes to party, Newcastle is the 2nd biggest party capital in Europe behind Amsterdam, You couldn't have been very far.

I'll change it back when we get our first win.

Yes.

I liked the picture, i'm gonna have it as my avatar if we sign Ben Arfa.

Are you taking the piss?

No.

It wasn't just playing him on the wing, it was very clear that Souness had it in for him. That substitution at Charlton still makes me angry.

Do you really think so?

He should be.

Where?

Considering Owen still hasn't scored in a PL start for Man U, I do hope it's him. Won't be, though. Ferguson now has 4 strikers who are better than the little cunt.

Anyone but Man U and Liverpool, basically. Preferably Chelsea.

Not really.

He's also strong and a decent finisher.

Since when is there a place called Midfielder?

You sound like you've just looked up his stats without ever seeing him play. As I said, he's better then what we've got.