Ronaldo

Drogba.

What? As a player? What's the shirt got to do with it then? In a white shirt we don't see the best of him.

Lamapard is so dreamy (as a player) in that blue shirt.

Fox fella: 'Can Bednar be the striker they need?' Warren Barton: 'No.'

The Curious Case of Benjamin Arfa.

It's called realism. We won't be scoring 4 goals in any away game this season.

We'd have drawn 0-0 against Wigan today.

How on earth was that Brum goal Bramble's fault?

Hold on, don't you think that we'll go down? I think HBA is the difference. I'm leaning towards us getting him, so I couldn't predict us to finish 18th.

Pretty happy with my relegation predictions.

I was there in 99, dickweed. Fucking hellhole.

And how on earth did he know it was his agent? What a load of bollocks. Keep that TOTT nonsense off here, please.

And Dave.

Mugs. he is so s***.. even for Blackpool Have you seen our strikers? He's better than 4 of them. Nail on head yet again, Skirge.

I'd happily punch that guy if I wasn't convinced he wears glasses.

So would Robbie Savage and Steven Reid, in fairness.

That was actually the season before. You're right, though, he was absolutely brilliant that day. I remember him scoring right on half time.

Robert was very unselfish for that goal. But, no. Speed was a better player, had an awful lot more about him.

Acuna would be our best midfielder by a mile if he was here today (at 25).

Let's hope so.

In fairness, Maradona at Napoli came to mind when i wondered why on earth he'd wanna join us so badly. Maybe he wants to be a gigantic fish in a medium-sized pond. If we actually get him and he can play to his potential, wow, forget it.

If I were you lot i'd get down to that hotel and start singing the lad a few songs.