Ronaldo

He played well for us in his last season, under Roeder.

Dyer had the shot that an old lady with severe arthritis could have saved before Bellamy tucked it in.

What on earth suggests that Xisco will contribute in any way at all? Perhaps the fact he's comfortably better than 2 of our 5 strikers?

Very good news if true.

Yep, Van Bommel is scum. I think his hardman act would actually look a lot funnier when cast opposite Vinny Jones as opposed to 5'7" Spaniards who live with their parents.

Well done, Messi. Pissed off you won a couple of hundred more than me but I suppose you need it a fair bit more. You have absolutely no excuse now, stop it with the daft sweatshirts and skinny jeans.

Look what happened to Holland against Spain today. 0-0 draw.

Doubt Best will be fucked off so soon after arriving.

Smith or Barton? f***ing hell. About as much chance of getting rid of either tbf. Difference is though that Barton can, if fit, do a job in the Premier League. Playing with Smith is like playing with ten players. Yep. I wasn't saying they were of equal ability, and I doubt Stifler was either. He said he wanted rid of one of them, which implies to me that they're fairly equally worthless. They're clearly not.

Why on earth not?

Smith or Barton? f***ing hell. About as much chance of getting rid of either tbf. Difference is though that Barton can, if fit, do a job in the Premier League. Playing with Smith is like playing with ten players. Yep.

Smith or Barton? f***ing hell.

Harper's form from about February was somewhat iffy, lots of indecision and handling errors. Plus, we're going to need a lot more agility than he provides for all the shots we'll face next season.

I win. Nice one. Cheers, lads! Keep gambling!

In less than a week we've (hopefully) made two signings that should push our two weakest links down the pecking order. It's two small steps closer to survival.

Very harsh, but I wouldn't be too dissapointed to see him go myself.

We need all the CMs we can get. Let's not forget exactly how many of them can be trusted to do a good job in the PL.

Actually, no. 15-20.

Vuckic will start most games and get 10-15 goals.

I win.

I do hope LLLO is fishing.

How do you watch this on Channel Paraguay?

Come on Spain! Do it for me and my extended 3 week holiday (which most certainly won't be in Spain.)

So's our Spanish LB, who he's 'not a fan of.'

Are you allowed on buses?