Ronaldo

Harper's form from about February was somewhat iffy, lots of indecision and handling errors. Plus, we're going to need a lot more agility than he provides for all the shots we'll face next season.

I win. Nice one. Cheers, lads! Keep gambling!

In less than a week we've (hopefully) made two signings that should push our two weakest links down the pecking order. It's two small steps closer to survival.

Very harsh, but I wouldn't be too dissapointed to see him go myself.

We need all the CMs we can get. Let's not forget exactly how many of them can be trusted to do a good job in the PL.

Actually, no. 15-20.

Vuckic will start most games and get 10-15 goals.

I win.

I do hope LLLO is fishing.

How do you watch this on Channel Paraguay?

Come on Spain! Do it for me and my extended 3 week holiday (which most certainly won't be in Spain.)

So's our Spanish LB, who he's 'not a fan of.'

Are you allowed on buses?

Clearly not, but then again, whose reception is (or will be) worse? Jenas, I guess. All because of a Souness quote. People are fucking stupid.

He certainly deserves it.

Not a patch on the last 4.

We were talking about 'wasters' yesterday. Here's the ultimate.

Holy s***. How did you get those odds? Nadal was about 3/1.

You saying he doesn't? No.

And some say Coloccini makes too much.

3 Premier League goals last season and he's on a BT advert. Owen's another fine example of English players and media hype. Perhaps the very finest.

I've stuck £60 on Holland at 13/8 incase it all goes Pete Tong.

Thing is, we know more about our club and our players than the bookies. Whenever you have the edge, use it.

Absolutely not. Did the same 2 years back and went down to Villa praying that we'd stay up.

I loved it, he always made me laugh. Great player too.