Ronaldo

How many goals have got this season because of aerial flick ons from Carroll? We lost the ball about 30 times against Palace by playing the long ball to the lad and him heading it to absolutely nowhere.

We still don't have the player we've needed since Jan 1st.

I'm quite confused as to why people would pick Carroll ahead of Ranger. Not that i don't cringe at the ridiculous hype for Ranger but he's comfortably a better footballer than Carroll.

Will Ashley be beaten by DW?

Wait for it.

Horrendusly bad footballer. Comfortably better than anyone we have in midfield.

Fulham have a neutral seating area, of course they're a nothing club.

Ronnie and Reggie Kray.

Kilgallon's a premiership failure though, so we shouldn't have paid £2m for him.

With him and one size coming in, doesn't sound like we have much faith in Kadar.

You'd probably prefer that to a win, but it wont happen.

Worked the last time we played Leicester, but only just. Lovenkrands should start ahead of any of the current lot imo.

If we don't sign him we'll get Beckford hopefully.

I'm amazed people still want to see the Smith - Nolan eyesore continue.

He has about 4 goals in roughly 8 or 9 starts I think, would have scored goals in the championship.

He's rubbish at this level tbh. However, if he's only here to cover for injuries, it shouldn't be a massive problem. How many times have you seen him at this level? I am waiting for Ronaldo's assessment tbh. Where's this obsession with me come from? He's s****, as anyone who's ever seen him play will tell you.

We'd just finished 5th, 6 months before Bellamy was kicked out.

Yes.

I like Lovenkrands, but there's very little to suggest he's of premiership quality.

Absolutely, but we're desperate need of a striker, have been for 4 weeks and still don't have one.

I did explain what I meant by 'straight red' tbf.

Let's not speak too soon. But hopefully you're right.

I honestly don't remember if he was or not.

Eh? A bad tackle is violent conduct. Where did I say it wasn't? I'm wrong about that actually, I think a bad tackle constitutes serious foul play. Violent conduct is like elbowing someone or whatever. Nevertheless, a three-game ban isn't what Ryan Taylor has, because he was sent off for denying a goalscoring opportunity rather than either of the above. One game ban. Right, a one game ban. Which is what you get for a red card that isn't awarded for violent conduct and isn't the second red of the season. Not quite sure where the arguement is here tbh.

Eh? A bad tackle is violent conduct. Where did I say it wasn't?