Ronaldo

He wouldn't get 10 Premier League goals. I said 'perhaps' and how would you know? That's ironic, coming from the master of 'matter of fact' statements. Bit delayed.

Based on what?

Looking at all these incredibly gifted scotsmen i'm tempted to change my mind and say yes.

6-0 to Huddersfield. Could and should have been 12.

Jesus, Huddersfield are brilliant going forward.

The dummy was spat out after the draw with Wolves.

Which clubs would these be? exactly, what nonsense.

Lovenkrands and Martins are professional footballers who worked very hard to get where they are. To suggest the latter woke up and decided he was scared to face Stoke is ridiculous.

I might stick £20 on the above with those odds.

Look at the penultimate letter from the frenchman man. How can people it's real?

You know him don't you Was pretty decent a few years back The fella with the teeth

Ronaldinho?

Ha! My girlfriend is a Glasgow lass and I lived with a chap from Govan for 3 years. As a result of these 2 people i've met a fair few Glasweigans - sp? who gives a fuck. They're basically insecure, hotheadeded scumbags that like to shout about their roots (and how us english used to rape their women) to a very embarrassing degree. Get a Glasgow man pissed and wind him up about their envy of England, one of my favourite hobbies during the uni days.

Butt is always woeful though. Geremi gets a free pass because he's a brother.

Yes, but then again so has Geremi.

His behaviour is at least funny at times. Butt's is just tragic.

damn. i just realised you can't actually go down any further in my estimations. That's a shame, I think the world of you.

Yes.

What is it with you and Shrewsbury?

Beggars belief that Milan got shot of him. Mustve been too young or something They did turn their back on Vuckic.

Such a handsome man as well, that's the tragedy.

Carroll has impressed me since that woeful miss against Doncaster. But the falling over thing needs to stop. Can somebody count how many times it happens against Preston?

Say those cuntish Celtic fans boo the rememberance day silence at a PL game, I'd expect/demand nowt less than them to be beaten and burned out of the stadium. Therein lies the biggest problem of the proposal, I think.

He'll come in for Harper again.