Ronaldo

Match suspensions for breaking the traffic laws?

Me and few other thinks Lampard contributes more. 'Technically' Pirlo's better, but Lampard's been the better player overall for me. Last word on it.

Great players mostly do.

Miami's great in small doses. 3 days usually does it for me, though my Mrs talked me into 5 this time round.

Adam Lallana, Andy Carroll and Darrent Bent are the players we know for sure Pardew's asked for. 2 out of 3 stroll into our current side and the other's a good player to have on the bench.

Like being the right fit has anything to do with our targeting of players.

For years pundits said Shola Ameobi had pace.

Only Giggs has more.

There's barely any footage, let alone a GIF.

Watched that in my SU bar. A lad next to me was slagging Harper off all game. I slapped him.

Truth.

Exposed again.

I'd be impressed if SanToon could name 5 games out of the 35 or so in which Colo played in which he was 'absolutely awful'.

Colo was a class act from the start with a few costly moments out of his depth behind the worst CM in our recent history.

And will one jorno pull him on his contradiction?

He did.

I thought you meant he only had one bad game. Good call on Maurice. One of my favourite bands.

Reading away, Portsmouth at home, Fulham away the following season. Offhand.

I don't know why anyone bothers posting Taylor's guff. What was it was he said in June? He was glad Kinnear's back because we were flying under him in 2009 before he nearly died? He's a serial arse muncher.

It's either that or hear about how Hatem's so fat him being our quickest player must be an intricate illusion.

And the strange part was a man of his experience and age he just seemed mentally shattered and never recovered from that. Indeed bro. It's so unique, the PL and some players just don't really cope even having won everything elsewhere. He did have a brief resurgence under Keegan later in the season. Few good performances.

What a wanker.

Fair enough.

Who've 'they' ruined?

Yes, but it isn't going to happen now with Wilshere on the scene, and rightfully so.