Ronaldo

I still think if we finish the season with this squad and this management we're down. Goals win games and I expect very little from this lot.

He's 26 mate.

Keeping him fit is worth so many points to us, man. Fills a massive gap in the squad. He does look quicker/stronger to me with this extra weight too.

Pretty sure me, Kanji and Cuba agreed he should be our captain last night. We knew.

He was chuckling after 17th placed Sunlun dicked us 3-0 at home, this must have seemed utterly hilarious to him by comparison.

Cisse always seems to be alone. Don't think he's a loner, just think he sees himself as a bit of a individual. I like it.

I think ability on the ball and off the ball would be a fairer way to present that statement.

I think he's perhaps the best example of the failing French experiment. Technically superior, easily worth his place in the squad and often the Xl due to shoddy competition, but ultimately completely without some of the imperative ingredients needed to perform well in the PL. Before anyone tags a needless stature stereotype to this post I'd urge you to compare him to the smaller Spanish players I see who are often frankly excellent off the ball.

That's my concern. Him and Colo share the same very blatant and vulnerable defensive deficiencies. You'd fancy a lot of horrible strikers from the lower end of the PL to give them trouble physically and in the air. Both essentially good defenders, of course, but this is what happens when you sign players with their suitability within the first Xl little more than a token afterthought: you get imbalance in key areas.

Enough's enough now.

Should've been on loan to some League One crap for the last few seasons, might've made him into half a footballer.

Rape these twats.

Eto'o looked poor against us.

Or a Strawberry corner season ticket holder.

I must have missed the chances they create every game.

No width, no thanks.

I think you might even be a closet homo.

Aye, another cunt motivated by money is exactly what we need. You welcomed Remy like a cheerleader. Either you're fibbing or imagining some sick shit. I was very happy we signed a player we badly needed, no more, no less. Ba's burnt his bridges, and is only going to get worse and worse as a player.

Aye, another cunt motivated by money is exactly what we need.

Enlighten me which midfielders you're talking about. Count me in. Preferably if you could go a bit outside of the box and count out Speed and Lee. Is this a joke? Batty, Pedro, Speed, Hamann, Lee, Dyer and Parker were all more effective PL players. Besides that fact it´s over 15 years since Pedro and Batty played for us, I would find it very hard to agree that Cabaye is not fit to lick Hamann, Dyer and Parkers underpants Moving on then. Over 15 years since Pedro and Batty? In your little world, perhaps. Pedro left in 97/98, Batty a year later. Pedro left in august 97 which is exactly 16 years ago, no? Batty left december 98, so still a few months until the 15 year mark, I'll give you that. Time flies Ron! It does. And I miss them all, mate. 2013 NUFC is shit. It's 20 years this coming Thursday since I went to my first PL game. If I'd been born 20 years later and this was my footballing introduction I'd probably have picked a different sport. Maybe Rugby - and turned out gay. Imagine that shit. My Mrs is due in a couple of weeks. Do I subject this innocent child to NUFC? No. Don't do it brother.

Enlighten me which midfielders you're talking about. Count me in. Preferably if you could go a bit outside of the box and count out Speed and Lee. Is this a joke? Batty, Pedro, Speed, Hamann, Lee, Dyer and Parker were all more effective PL players. Besides that fact it´s over 15 years since Pedro and Batty played for us, I would find it very hard to agree that Cabaye is not fit to lick Hamann, Dyer and Parkers underpants Moving on then. Over 15 years since Pedro and Batty? In your little world, perhaps. Pedro left in 97/98, Batty a year later. Pedro left in august 97 which is exactly 16 years ago, no? Batty left december 98, so still a few months until the 15 year mark, I'll give you that. Time flies Ron! It does. And I miss them all, mate. 2013 NUFC is shit. It's 20 years this coming Thursday since I went to my first PL game. If I'd been born 20 years later and this was my footballing introduction I'd probably have picked a different sport. Maybe Rugby - and turned out gay. Imagine that shit.

His acceleration still looks great to be fair, it's his end product that's utterly crap at the moment.

Why isn't he confronted with things like this? Ever?

Wild horses couldn't drag me to SJP right now, season ticket or not. Fuck the lot of them.