Ronaldo

And? Coloccini was called a 'dog' by the local press and a 'total liability' by the national press. Santon's been very good this season.

Oh, please not the Hughton vs Pardew debate again. Both have their qualities, both have their flaws. Hughton's nearly 3 years older than Pardew, and still Beren plays the age card.

Krul 5 Simpson 5 Taylor 7 Williamson 2 Santon 6 Ben Arfa 6.5 Anita 4 Tiote 4.5 Ferguson 5 Sammy 3 Ba 6 Shola 3

One third of the players out there today don't belong at this level, so it's not all his fault. Tactically he's looking more clueless by the game, though.

No that would be Pardew. Pardew hasn't again and again proved himself incapable of earning his wages here. Of course he has. Not one decent performance against top-flight opposition since April. Shola has at least had good cameos in his role as third-choice striker at the club (a position he occupies through no fault of his own). If we're looking at who is a bigger problem for us out of Shola/Pardew and you honestly pick the former, I'll assume you're on the troll I said he was a symbol of what's wrong, which he is. Championship rubbish that hasn't been replaced through massive lack of ambition.

Santon has been better.

Nonsense, tbh. He's not been our best player and hasn't really come near his best, not that it's all his fault.

No that would be Pardew. Pardew hasn't again and again proved himself incapable of earning his wages here.

Shola's a symbol of everything wrong with this fucking club.

No. We've just got none.

Worst of the worst.

Someone explain to me why we're got the Ameobi brothers on this pitch, man. Fucking useless.

Look at the state of that from Shola, man. Absolutely useless.

Fuck off, Shola.

Been coming, sadly.

Much better.

Could easily be 0-2 down, like.

I think just hitting it hard and low and aiming about 5 yards in front of the keeper is the way to go. We've only got two players who are any threat from corners whatsoever - and that's being rather generous.

Awful half.

We'll never score from a corner again.

At least we don't have to pay him his £5k a week any longer.

The other 3 have been fine, to be fair.

Hatem, man. Awful.

And again from Hatem.

Sammy, man. What a fucking waste.