Ronaldo

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only pillow-biter is David, tbh.

What a queer you can be, man.

3 at the back.

What a fantastic half.

Rape them like rapists.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

GET IN THERE YOU CHEAT!!!

Hope Messi's not gonna choke again like in the 2010 semi.

£22 on Barca -1 and Villa. Returns £72.

Diarra's a great player.

Apparently they play nice football. Never heard such tripe in all my life.

Who keeps proof that they live in Wigan? The borough of Wigan is actually a nice enough area, tbh. Don't you live in Scotland?

Shearer better than Beardsley. Righto.

Brilliant, good, brilliant.

Top league goal-scorer. Shows how bad we were that season. Wasn't John Beresford top or 2nd top overall?

Make sure you don't refer back to any of our former player again, if it's so pointless. Martins had a good season in a shocking side, it's as simple as that. Hopefully Ba sorts himself out and gets a goal or two in our remaining fixtures.

Yeah, now you've got it. I said I wanted him to break Martins' record.

If you knock it in from 20 yards I don't care who it's against, and in a far inferior NUFC to this one.

Gosling's demonstrated he can cut it at this level, Abeid hasn't.

I defended Parker last year but his inclusion this time round is a f***ing joke. I wouldn't have him ahead of any of our top 4 CMs - including Jonas.

Daglish is definitely getting the boot at the end of the season, like.

I hope he at least equals Martins' record of 17 goals from a foreigner in his first season.

Not like Dave to miss something like that. I had to read it twice, admittedly.