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http://www.sportspromedia.com/notes_and_insights/_a/newcastle_united_malaysian_takeover_moves_ever_closer/?utm_source=Feeds&utm_campaign=Notes+And+Insights&utm_medium=rss More bollocks, they even claim Ashley has said he will look at FFS' £60M offer. Why bother if you've got 2 of £100M In relation to the Ronnie's Article, never mind Llambias not going to the friendlies, I doubt we'd see him within 5 mile of SJP on a match day should the sale not materialise. It really is a joke, you'd think the FA, if not certainly the PFA would come out publicly demanding to know what the fuck is going on

He likes a gamble, why doesn't he whack a few quid on Vialli to be the next manager, that should help him recoup his losses when he sells to the Hong Kong Lot

BBC Gossip got in on now ;D I know it's highly unlikely, but what if this turned out to be true, someone on Skunkers would then have mystic powers Mind there's more chance of the way things stand

This lot are only just reading Wikipedia. It would be hilarious if tomorrow's headlines surround a Hong Kong takeover and quote these texts word for word!!!!!! Nationals having a wankfest over it, although I was taken in by it when I first saw it!!!

Got a load of 20 Stone plus blokes and told them there was an as much as you can eat Buffet on in the Platinum Club

:facepalm: And I thought this would be the week we got some news. I bet Ashley's writing his programme notes for the Reading home game as we speak, whilst writes out his teamsheet for the West Brom Match

That nickname's gonna throw up some excitement amongst the rent-a-chavs outside SJP when it's announced cos I bet they all love TAK!!!!

Nah the bit about FFS in the Magpie Suit :-[ Thought if someone was adding bollocks about being bought, I may as well make it sound totally stupid

full paragraph or just inserting a bit ? A couple of lines

Guilty of the last paragraph Mind to be honest, way things go probably better to add the fortunes of our club to Sickipedia!!

Michael Owen coming back for his boots

We would probably of had more chance of signing Michael Jackson tbh...

They all looked really pissed off in the training pics on .cock - not!!

not been able to follow events closely recently, who are you referring to out of interest? according to the press...frasier campbell,ched evans,chris gunter. Jermaine Beckford who everyone seems to think is a shoo-in. It might be a case of putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with 8 but it just seems that the silence from Shearer is strange given how much he wants the job. With Hughton following Shearer's instructions in relation to the training camp as well. And most of the pre-season friendlies were arranged by Shearer if the press are to be believed. I think the fact that very little has been said by players who may want away should Shearer not be appointed manager too, the likes of Taylor and Beye. There was little bits in the press when the away strip was launched, but no direct quotes attributed to them. I know the sale and purchase of players is pretty much on hold at the minute, but if any players wanted away desperately enough I'm sure they could engineer one through derisory comments in the media etc..

I'd like to think we can take Shearer's silence on the whole affair as good enough reason to suggest he knows far more than is in the public domain. Undoubtedly he's going to have been asked for his opinion on the whole affair, but he has chosen to maintain a dignified silence, as has the likes of Dowie etc. Most likely(hopeful) scenario is that once the preferred bidder is announced, Shearer pretty much assumes control there and then with the blessing of the new owner. We should hopefully see a flurry of transfer activity pretty quickly following this. It's quite interesting to note that a lot of the players Shearer has been linked to have yet to commit their futures anywhere else.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/7/6/nation/4261941&sec=nation Interesting bit near the end about Krishnan's reported bid.

Could be that the lawyers are drawing up the neccesary paperwork for the deal to go through, I'd be fairly optimistic that there will be some news later in the week on the back of this

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2009/07/06/newcastle-united-receive-bids-of-100m-for-club-72703-24086316/ woop woop

From Skunkers..... The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department.

From the Shields Gazette http://www.shieldsgazette.com/nufc/Kinnear-wants-to-be-Toon.5429399.jp Kinnear wants to be Toon boss again Published Date: 04 July 2009 JOE Kinnear has revealed he wants to return to Newcastle United as manager. And the former Magpies boss believes he could have kept the club in the Premier League had he not been forced to step down after heart surgery. Kinnear is now recuperating after a triple bypass, and would love the chance to lead Newcastle back into the top flight if Mike Ashley's proposed sale of the club falls through. He said: "I have gone from being bad to being much better than I was. I feel as fit as a fiddle. "I love the game and am desperate to get back into it sooner rather than later. "Mike knows I'm still available. I'm not sure how far down the road they are to selling it. "If they don't, and haven't got anyone else, then I'd love to return. My opportunity would be to support Mike and Derek (Llambias)." Newcastle won just four games under Kinnear before he took ill on the morning of the West Brom game in February, but he said: "I enjoyed my time up there and enjoyed the people. "The run and the results I had were good." Let's hope someone gets a bid accepted, and soon.............

The quotes in the Sun article are mint. "A Source said", meaning they've been on wikipedia, it's word for word what's on there. These litle Asian fellas might have to have a rethink on the away top, it'll be like camoflauge gear on them!!!

Where have I heard that before, that's what everybody was saying when Ashley was taking over. Main difference seems to be this bloke buys and sells multi national conglomerates, not Lonsdale Tracksuits

Judging by the shirt, he'll love the away top

Betting scams galore! The directors box will be awash with their mates calling in to put money on goalscorers. Current sticking point likelt to be the BBC and Sky's refusal to show our live games with a five minute delay!

I don't think the FA would ratify it. Wimbledon were struggling in every way shape and form, even attendances. Putting a famous footballing establishment completely out of existence would be madness. Plus as he doesn't own the land the buildings are on, he'd only be able to transfer the lease to others wanting to use the ground for it's current purpose. I think now it looks like Ashley will take what he can from this and go back his reclusive self. Keith Harris will justify to him if he's unable to reach the 100m asking price, and settle on a fair sum for him. It's a lot of money he's lost but he's still got more money than he needs to live his current lifestyle and secure the financial future of his kids.