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close to there edit: actually what am i saying. aye, i work in the complex. just not that building

Stadium. if i had the time and the cash i'd go to every sporting event i could (footy, rugby, watching the world rally, hamster throwing...) but unfortunately i canna due to work.....and the fact that i'm permanently skint. nothing ever compares to a live event and actually being there. TV acts a buffer and neutralises around 70% of the experience, making you rely on opther peoples opinions, useless punditry on sky and BBC (while i work for them they're still useless!) as to what's happening ioff the ball.

"Toon to bid for Bent" I'm sorry if i got the wrong end of things, but surely Roeder should be looking for defenders rather than another attacker? http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=439863&CPID=8&clid=4&lid=&title=Toon+ready+Bent+bid

it gave me a headache

"The best-laid plans o' mice an' men Gang aft a-gley," That just reminds me of Eddie Izzard...

First time i've seen Amble held as a favourable comparison to anything!

Can we do a "Buy it Now" or do we have to wait for the auction to end in 40 days? you reckon that's the solution to an alternative to the transfer window? have an ebay style auction where managers can out their players on if they want to get rid of them? have a buy it now or 7 day auction. buyer has to collect or £20 for P&P to send them through Royal Mail.

cheers

normally i don't listen to a word what the useless twat says, but they've just been talking about Newcastle's injury list and at the end of the piece mentioned something about the takeover. Lawrenson said that there a major meeting on Tuesday where they'll have to declare any outside interest or takeover news. anyone know what the lanky streak of piss is on about? what meeting would that be?

a nic pic of the cup from NUFC.com http://www.nufc.com/

anyone know if there's going to be an announcement on the Stock Exchange of anything?

christ, there's a term i ain't heard in years. you don't hear a lot of it in London.. I've not even heard it in shields man:D Thought it was a scouse thing? aye, i heard it a lot from souse mates that i used to have but heard it a fair bit in Northumberland when i was growing up.

christ, there's a term i ain't heard in years. you don't hear a lot of it in London..

recklon as soon as clubs get wind of the fact that Newcastle have got £20mill to spend then the prices will rise dramatically. would've thought it'd be best to go for players who are reasonbly priced and have experience in the PL or playing at the PL leve. It's grand saying names like Vanden Borre etc, but they;re young players who'd nede time to fit it. reckon should go for Upson, Bridge, and a RB...canna really think of any at the moment...need more coffee.. that way the club stablises and rises up the league and then the bulk of themoney can be spent of quality players over the summer, and not pay over the odds for them, for next season.

Me. I'm a pretty good defender in the 5-a-side games...i'm sure my football skills can be bought for £20mill.

Just been on 5Live that Emre's ankle injury isn't as serious as the Newcastle staff first thought. It isn't broken but he'll be out for a while Solano's got a groin strain, no word on how long he'll be out for. and they're hoping that Sib's injury is just cramp

piss taking bunch of bastards...still gave me a laugh though. http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8751_1687934,00.html Thinking of taking up this trendy new thing they call football, but not sure which team to support? Perhaps you're a politician with votes to win, or an entertainment artiste who's looking to have obscene songs sung about your sexual predilections... Whatever the reason, Football365 is here to help. Cast an eye over our handy checklist. If you answer 'Why-Aye Man' to five of the ten questions, read on for our 'cheat sheet' and off you go... The Checklist 1) When you're at an outdoor entertainment event and the temperature has dropped below freezing, do you feel an unaccountable urge to strip to the waist? 2) Do you prefer your team to sign a string of trophy players instead of winning actual trophies? 3) Are you looking for a team whose players have interests outside the game, such as perfecting the ability to park a Ferrari upside down on a swing-bridge? 4) Do you like nothing better than spending your time hanging about in an airport, and then posting on message boards that you've spotted Otmar Hitzfeld, Kaka, Ronaldinho, Alessandro Nesta and Gigi Buffon signing contracts in the VIP lounge? 5) Are you prepared to spend an entire midweek afternoon standing outside a football stadium in driving sleet, in order to welcome the new manager whose sacking you'll be demanding in one year's time? 6) Is your idea of a good atmosphere to sit in brooding silence for minutes at a time, before bellowing like a moose in rutting season when the referee doesn't give you that vital throw-in at the halfway line? 7) Do you like the idea of watching football with a fat man's naked belly resting on the back of your neck? 8) Eschewing the new fancy-dan, multi-millionaire playboy chairmen, are you looking for a club with the more traditional type who looks like Clive James after a car crash? 9) Is your desire to fit in with your fellow fans so strong that you welcome a club policy that refuses entry to anyone who isn't wearing at least seven items of replica kit from the club shop? 10) Women, do you sport a fake tan so vivid that people think you're an evacuee from Chernobyl? Men, do you find an F cup pinches a bit around the bosom? Five or more? Well, here you go... Hello...The Phone-In Phrases "Hello, is that 606? I just wanted to say the Geordie fans were fantastic today man, like!" "Hello, is that TalkSport? Alan Shearer was - still is, mind! - the best centre-forward in the country and an absolute legend and always wanted to elbow people in tha heed an' take penalties for THIS club, rather than go somewhere else and win stuff." "Hello, is that 606? Newcastle United are a massive club. MASSIVE, I'm tellin' yez." "Hello, is that Radio Newcastle? Geordie fans are the best in the country. By. A. Mile, man." Get The Accent The simplest way to get the Geordie accent is to eat one of the superheated, scalding pies served at St James', which strip the roof of your mouth and soon have you shouting angrily and speaking authentically. You Are The Pundit It's all about passion in the north east. Look at that sea of black and white. Club History Newcastle United Football Club was formed in 1992 by Kevin Keegan. How To Fit In With A Single Sentence Me fatha's boss's plumber's proctologist drinks in the same wine bar as the instructor what taught the lad Eto'o Spanish, like, and he swore BLIND that he divvent wanta go to Barceler-na in the first place and apparently he's comin' through the Newcastle first chance 'e gets. Patrick McCarthy

go with: Harper Taylor - Moore - Ramage - Babayaro Milner - Parker - Emre - N'Zogbia Luque* - Sibierski (if fit - if not then Rossi) subs: Given, Carr, Martins, Duff, Solano. *more chance of me pullin Lucy Lui than Luque gettin anywhere near the pitch.

Harper Taylor - Moore - Ramage - Babayaro Milner - Parker - N'Zogbia - Duff (if fit. if not then N'Zogbia on the wing with Emre inside) Rossi - Luque

was just curious is anyone had heard of any bother after the game last night? it was something that had been raised on this forum a few times over the past week or so. i haven't read anything this morning ragarding any bother, which is grand, and was wondering if anyone else had heard anything. hopefully everything went with any disturbance and the people made their journey back safely.

originally from Northumberland now live in sunny Brixton in London