Mikky

Didn’t Lukaku get in bother with their fans in the Coppa Italia?

Yeah got his ankle stuck on the turf at Goodson

Thought picture 40 was him about to be thrown out of a plane

Not to worry - we’ll take Lewis Hall instead

Juve are crazy when it comes to the market - zero surprise if they sell

He would have zero problems settling in too as he speaks the lingo

Kalulu is really good - plays CB and RB too

Insane Milan are contemplating swapping Kululu for McKennie Would have Kululu here in a heartbeat

Hmmm I thought PSG bought him back

Hall is very quick - literally is a baby version of Theo Hernandez - defo the sort of player I’d look to buy Big and physical too - not too dissimilar to a young Bale - won’t quite match that career but still a top talent

I actually really want Lewis Hall - has the shades of Theo H about him - so much upside

Was thinking Maehle My preference although very unlikely is Di Marco however Lewis Hall of Chelsea is another good option if highly unlikely

Don’t Atalanta have a LB that’s been linked with us or have I totally made that up?

Will be competing with Timber - I suspect Timber will be a starter after a few months in place of White

Nah I think Tonali does what Mikky does tbh

I think Timber has been bought to play RB Tomiyasu might be the one to go imo Taveres they may loan out for another year I suspect - he needs another full season of playing time

No as Timber has been bought to play RB and RCB

With that criteria you are looking at the likes of Raphinha - Diaby - Chiesa - Chuckuwueze - they can all do a bit of everything

No

Don’t get all the abuse aimed towards him - no need to refer to him as a cunt Another positive move from the club

Yep - plus the coaching team can gradually work with him - throw in some CL minutes and he can have the perfect years secondment

He’s not a defensive mid - he’s basically Joe when he plays LCM

Or you go slightly left field and go for someone like Alex Scott?

I’m sure I read somewhere they took a loan to buy Szoboslai (was it on here?) no idea how true this is - apparently didn’t count towards FFP? (Prob false rumour)

£175m a season suggests to me he couldn’t care less tbh