Mikky

Sounds like we were the ones that tapped Messi up - can’t see this happening now with 2 days to go

Inter and their hilarious recruitment policy - they and AC seem to have switched over in terms of who is worse

The contrast in footballing intelligence between him and Fati is astonishing

No idea why Barca would loan unless you provide a large loan fee. There would obviously be a loan fee of around £5m or so. He’s a big risk Dembele - barely played for 2/3 years - poor attitude - his hamstrings are dodgy - if he can barely last a slow paced La Liga then I don’t know how he is going to cope with the pace in the PL - reminds me of the issue Dyer had with us

Still remember that forearm smash - then had the nerve to look totally bemused when getting the red He only got a yellow WTF? I always thought he got a red!

Who was that Australian that played for Wolves...? Muscatt? Arguably the most dangerous footballer ever

Still remember that forearm smash - then had the nerve to look totally bemused when getting the red

Riots he’s bang average ffs. They could get 2 or 3 midfielders from France that are better than Rice with the numbers I have seen bandied about for him They don’t even play Felipe, Lanzini or Yarmelenko - they’ll probably sign some clogger like Lewis Cook for 30m

With the Rice money they could get 2 really good CMs which could cure most of their woes because Rice and Noble are average - knowing WHU they’ll probably spunk 30m on Shelvey (I wish)

Kante - was has happened to him post the WC - he was dreadful against WBA

We want him Jesus fuck We have an obsession with youth prospects that got away, and the local media has completely convinced themselves he would be a new Piqué. That South American youngster you have is so much better

Supposed to be decent - still want De Paul - wish this was us

Doing me head in How the fuck is that a pen to Real Madrid?

They play decent football - by no means a long ball team like us

It’s a needless risk most of the time. Managers must hate them. Remember Jenas in the PL Cup? Sir Bobby went mental

Rooney? You must be living in cloud Cocu land

Would prefer José to give him a right hook tbh

strange rumour - O Dembele <> Douglas Costa swap deal Hmmm sounds familiar

Their who transfer policy is really bizarre - don’t actually think they know what they are doing - just stockpiling players

Hilarious for the 2nd goal

Max Aarons possibly to Bayern now

James Lamptey Aarons

Got him from our Academy too - he’s no relation to the other two