Mikky

Yeah got his ankle stuck on the turf at Goodson

Thought picture 40 was him about to be thrown out of a plane

Not to worry - we’ll take Lewis Hall instead

Juve are crazy when it comes to the market - zero surprise if they sell

He would have zero problems settling in too as he speaks the lingo

Kalulu is really good - plays CB and RB too

Insane Milan are contemplating swapping Kululu for McKennie Would have Kululu here in a heartbeat

Hmmm I thought PSG bought him back

Hall is very quick - literally is a baby version of Theo Hernandez - defo the sort of player I’d look to buy Big and physical too - not too dissimilar to a young Bale - won’t quite match that career but still a top talent

I actually really want Lewis Hall - has the shades of Theo H about him - so much upside

Was thinking Maehle My preference although very unlikely is Di Marco however Lewis Hall of Chelsea is another good option if highly unlikely

Don’t Atalanta have a LB that’s been linked with us or have I totally made that up?

Will be competing with Timber - I suspect Timber will be a starter after a few months in place of White

Nah I think Tonali does what Mikky does tbh

I think Timber has been bought to play RB Tomiyasu might be the one to go imo Taveres they may loan out for another year I suspect - he needs another full season of playing time

No as Timber has been bought to play RB and RCB

With that criteria you are looking at the likes of Raphinha - Diaby - Chiesa - Chuckuwueze - they can all do a bit of everything

No

Don’t get all the abuse aimed towards him - no need to refer to him as a cunt Another positive move from the club

Yep - plus the coaching team can gradually work with him - throw in some CL minutes and he can have the perfect years secondment

He’s not a defensive mid - he’s basically Joe when he plays LCM

Or you go slightly left field and go for someone like Alex Scott?

I’m sure I read somewhere they took a loan to buy Szoboslai (was it on here?) no idea how true this is - apparently didn’t count towards FFP? (Prob false rumour)

£175m a season suggests to me he couldn’t care less tbh

Szoboshite