Mikky

Watched him v Betis and was very impressed - kind of similar to Sterling

So the reason Luis Enrique left the Spain job was to take care of his 9 year old daughter who very sadly lost her battle with bone cancer today - RIP

This - he can’t mould that team to play like his Napoli team can he?

Someone like Van der Beek would be perfect for Barca

Having watched Griezmann, C Perez and Fati all play very well at the weekend - I don't understand the need for Neymar - unless its Messi who wants him

What a dive Jetro

Epitomises the "jobs for the boys" network that seems to be prevalent in the media nowadays. Anyone who has had the misfortune of being subjected to his ramblings can immediately see how ill fitted he is to media work (Especially spoken word). Inarticulate, contradictory, pre-teen like grammar & a shocking paucity of knowledge on football considering his background. Add that to impression he gives of being a weapons grade bell end then I would suggest this news should be celebrated. Couldn’t agree more ^

Cannot stand the bloke, so good news IMO

This their owner?

He looked sensational - Miranda, Puig, Ruiz, Fati and Perez - that’s not a bad crop from La Masia Add Sergi Roberto, Busquets, Pique, Messi, Rafinha - not bad Griezmann was brilliant too last night

Almost scores a stunner

Looks a talent

Incredible

He’s Welsh

Wilson on FKs is amazing

The low one at WHL a few years back is the worst I have seen

We’ve basically gone from a smooth Ferrari to a Nissan Micra with a dodgy exhaust

This - classic Bruce - in that stupid low voice of his

I for one am shocked. Having watched the shambles I don't get what he's doing either - Did Hayden really play on the wing at the weekend?

Played out of position for large parts - was supposed to be on the left of a 3 man midfield to replace Iniesta - likewise Dembele would be on the left of a front 3 to replace Neymar What transpired was Valverde playing a 4-4-2 to go completely against Barca's adopted 4-3-3 policy, mainly to bring Messi inside - what he did with this was revolve everything around Messi, everyone else becoming redundant in the team - Coutinho got shoved to play as essentially a LW, Dembele as a RW, Barca have lost their attacking flow due to this, all their play these days is so pedestrian and laboured - the players they have are good, but the system is just killing them Then at the weekend, he goes and plays Griezemann as a LW - he looked completely lost poor guy Valverde is on the Patsy levels of incompetence - literally makes things up as he goes along

Called them into training yesterday to work on pulling up their socks first Whoah, Whoah, Whoah! Slow your horses mate, they've got to put their boots on first, if they don't he'll not forgive them! Pre-game instructions for next Saturday 1. Put on boots. 2. Pull up socks 3. Roll up sleeves 4. Spread oot 5. Get stuck in You missed 6. Get wuh backsides kicked Missed 7 - “Do it for mee dad cos he’s a Geordie”

Joao Felix is amazing

Shearer can fuck off with that - let’s blame the foreign lad who was actually quite good under a proper manager

:lol: Same. If he spoke normally and never pretended to be a Newcastle fan it wouldn't have been half as bad He tends to go into this mode when he’s feeling the heat - he is out for sympathy

The bloke has killed this season for me - I can’t seem to watch any football on TV with enjoyment - literally feel nothing for the game at the moment