Mikky

Just missed the last minute “bid” for whichever player we have no chance of buying

“From being in the championship 2 year ago, this is a real statement of intent from the club”

Yes - the like of Dubravka, Schar and Longstaff can go

His all time favourite player is Shola, man. What a wassock. Well Bruce was the tactical mastermind boss of Sunderland that saw Shola blast a hattrick in our 5-1 win. In fairness to him he invented “3 at the back” Nah man, that was Glenn Hoddle. He loves shoehorning it into a conversation as much as Sherwood does that he 'gave Harry Kane his debut' (sic). I remember Roy Evans playing 3 from about 1994/95

His all time favourite player is Shola, man. What a wassock. Well Bruce was the tactical mastermind boss of Sunderland that saw Shola blast a hattrick in our 5-1 win. In fairness to him he invented “3 at the back”

It’s the Geordie link that most of these twats hang on to “He’s one of us” “His dad is a Geordie” “Boyhood fan living his dream”

What’s your problem TRon? Mikes been to the training ground to say hi! That’s good enough for me - you would never have got this with Rafa

It’s the pretend soft tone he has that’s hilarious

Yep - he took Hull to a final (basically beat no one on route) “We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out” Holy shit that quote Listen to his interview man - it’s brilliant

Yep - he took Hull to a final (basically beat no one on route) “We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out”

4 with Ritchie 5 with Clarke 6 - Manquillo 7 - Aarons

4 with Ritchie 5 with Clarke 6 - Manquillo

Another one - went a bit like this “Scoring goals is a big thing, you’ve lost Perez and Rondon, how you going to replace that?” SB “Well we’ve got the like of Miguel Almiron, remember he hasn’t scored in his first 4 months over here ...........”

“Don’t think there will be much of a protest - last one they did there was only 12 of them there”

Yep he did at the end - “mee mam and dad are/were geordies” I was taking the piss like, it's mentioned in EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE :lol: Literally every interview he does, he makes a reference to them - the prick

Yep he did at the end - “mee mam and dad are/were geordies”

“We need 2 attacking strikers to help Almiron and Joelinton” What do you like about Joelinton? “He’s a smashing lad, big guy”

Was given a cushy ride in the interview - no one prepared to call him out for being shite “We have to be realistic and recognise we were in the championship 2 years ago”

Also said he was one of the first to introduce 3 at the back

Same old fucking cliches Being an NUFC fan never leaves you I know NUFC fans will be there start of season - unwavourung support Understand Rafa was popular - big boots to fill - CL winner Me home town club Holloway - you had no chances in PL - should have been MUFC boss Bruce - have managed small clubs - never had chance managing big club Like being in a sweet shop Jordan - good job for you - your moment - high level club - what’s your challenges? Bruce - MA supports me, moves the club forward - was in Championship 2 years ago Difficult to win PL - want a cup - good day out - want some luck Holloway - where’s ya goals? SB - broke our record on MA and Joe Linton - Almiron needs to score Add 1 or 2 in striking positions to give MA and Joelinton help Custis - boycott? SB - blown out of proportion - start of season exeryone will be there Custis - potential is huge - never fulfilled - SB - 52k at SJP - difficult to win nowadays - others have money - NUFC is what it is - “try to get over the line to win trophy” SJ - think your biggest challenge? Fans? MA? SB - win fans over with style - no dinosaur - can play 3 at the back too Bowen, Carroll? SB - linked with everyone - working hard - difficult to do deals these day - have a good squad already Some bolocks on Man U Try to keep emotion out - always looked for Took results Holloway - you are an inspiration to us all, humble, magnificent guy

Got a wonderful crop of players - only needs maybe one or two more - have the likes of Colback, Lazaar, Aarons and Gayle back so squad is very deep - Colback to be vice captain Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! And MA is a great guy - is prepared to dip into his pocket - plus SB is a Geordie and knows what it’s like “up here” - he’s a fan himself, “one of us”

Got a wonderful crop of players - only needs maybe one or two more - have the likes of Colback, Lazaar, Aarons and Gayle back so squad is very deep - Colback to be vice captain

“Mee mams a Geordie”

Erm Joe Linton £40m less Jose £30m = £10m? Who else have we signed? Not counted them kids bit for joselu and well to throw in? wages off the bill etc. So without wages and small fee for the Hoss we have spent £8 million But but Mike has smashed the transfer record I bet that joelinton was actually 20m plus the rest in unattainable bonuses so we will be in profit. Again This - plus factor is money still due from Gini, Moussa and Mitro?

Erm Joe Linton £40m less Jose £30m = £10m? Who else have we signed? Not counted them kids