Mikky

Hope it's Fat Sam; it will be fun watching Eng and the Mackems

Crazy fee that. I the James Tomkins transfer fee is the new barometer to judge transfers against. On that basis, £15m seems decent enough value ( ) True In the years to come they'll call it the "Tomkins rule" it'll be the opposite to the Bosman ruling

£15m for a guy that's hardly played and is yet unproven; wow the worlds gone mad

He's more (I think) of a LB from what I remember of him at Malaga

What does he play? Atletico; formerly of Malaga I think; really good player IMO; jeez if we buy him I'll be mightly impressed

Jesus Gamez linked

Wow Thought he did quite well with Spain U21s Would have been ideal for the senior team IMO

Barca have bought back Denis Suarez for 3.2m euros

Or the opposition has no nominate your first 5 takers

Buffon

Bonucci WTF Didn't know he could take pens

Buffon

Looks more of a 10 to me

Very good signing; gives them some much needed pace and creativity

Our players can't pass a ball; might aswell get Big Sam or Pulis instead

No loss whatsoever

Please let it be Pardew

Classic press conference; what an utter prick

I'm shocked

Like a Ginola goal that

Really looking forward to seeing Pep Guardiola v Pep Pardiola next season

This: waste of a position

Correct decision Yep was a high challenge tbf

That's a very good goal tbh

Love the Italian anthem