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Shearer is club ambassador regardless of what Ashley says. Wherever he goes he'll be representing Newcastle United, even if it's not in an official capacity.

I love that man. True NUFC legend.

Just reminds me what we are now missing so bad Shut up man. We'll be seeing threads begging for the return of Shearer next on a short-term contract. Why not? Because there's a world of difference to playing 1 charity match and the premier league...

Hush.

More than Smith will get for the rest of his career.

Hattrick!

Shearer's looked awesome tonight. Every time he runs at the defence he looks like he could beat them, even with the age.

Shearer when he's 90 > Smith since joining Newcastle

Classic Shearer

Shearer you muppet.

Sheareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!

Penalty, Shearer to take?

Craig David just pwning Stam and then making a complete hash of the shot.

Wtf, the ref's injured...

Cracking goal from Di Canio.

Sheringham, Shearer set him up.

Aye the old man doesn't look too bad. Still got it. Probably could do a job for a Championship side, not Premiership anymore though.

Draco Malfoy's gonna work his magic. Nailed on.

Sounds good, as long as Wise fucks off. Otherwise I fear he may do the same thing Keegan's done in a years time.

Would be delighted if this happened. Really expected Ashley to do more to get Keegan to stay, ie. sacking Wise.

Shearer still friendly with club doc. Nailed on as next manager!

That "shake" joke on the One Show just now was painful.

Sounds like he's got a cracking attitude, I'm warming too him already. If he can put in a few solid performances on his debut season in a tough league, after the whole Keegan fiasco, then he'll have done very well.

Am I the only one that loves the thought of our players, specifically the part bout Owen leading it, standing up for Keegan and demanding answers?

"I scored against Aylesbury!" What a legend.