LiquidAK

Jonas is on the bench, we can't lose.

Now that's funny!

What do a toothpick and Tottenham have in common? They both have two points.

I need to see this man playing for us again. One of the few good things our club really has going for it at the moment.

Even the worst player in the world will play a blinder once in a while. Fair play to him, but he still isn't good enough.

How long left?

Jesus christ!

Shola, the next Shearer.

Not as bad as he's made out to be, but still not good enough, never was, never will be. Better for him and the club if he moves on. Happy Birthday.

Purely on what we've seen THIS season, Xisco has not performed as well as Ameobi. Difference = Shola's been here forever.

Devon.

Andy Gray's mother hates Andy Gray.

Game over.

Balls.

Preying that Joe will give the players a kick up the arse and get us playing.

I think I just fell in love.

The only team in the premier league we can still taunt, all is not lost.

Admittedly it is entirely illogical, but I think that any optimism is a good thing after the last few weeks.

Was just going to say the same thing, and I really don't know why Ditto. I guess it's because he's from a time when we had trust in the people running the club, and he was the public face of that. I miss him tbh

South African group interested but want to stay anonymous for now, under the name "New Newcastle United" according to David Craig. On another note, David Craig sounded clinically depressed during that report.

You can laugh but it's true. I'm praying that whoever buys us gets things sorted, I know they can't control things like injuries but they wouldn't be such a problem if the club wasn't in such a state already. (i.e. we had a good long term manager, and owner that wants to be here, and a backroom staff that were able to work together.) I was laughing at the fact that at the moment everything that could go wrong is going wrong in terms of the club. Not at your comment. Ah, I see. Sorry mate.

You can laugh but it's true. I'm praying that whoever buys us gets things sorted, I know they can't control things like injuries but they wouldn't be such a problem if the club wasn't in such a state already. (i.e. we had a good long term manager, and owner that wants to be here, and a backroom staff that were able to work together.)

Martins = One of the few players that actually seem to love the club. Not to mention one of our most exciting players. Unless things get sorted soon, we're getting relegated.

The last thing that man needs is the complete whackhouse that is Newcastle United.