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Where is our resident camouflaged training photographer?

Great!

Surely we could go for Lacazette, offer 12 mill and Mbiwa in exchange.

Southampton will get Wickham.

No, just hasn't displayed consistency as a goalscorer and go missing in some games.

In a ridiculously creative Monaco team... I assume we are going to bring in a more proven goal scorer to work alongside him. I guess strikers are harder "to get over the line", as they say. if there's such a thing as a football plan i hope he's a target man type who brings others into play, if so then i imagine they think the goals will be coming from de jong and cabella...highly unlikely we get a top class striker unless they're sitting it out for a lukaku or ba on loan type deal He isnt though, hes an explosive strong player who tries to get in behind as far as I know.

In a ridiculously creative Monaco team... I assume we are going to bring in a more proven goal scorer to work alongside him. I guess strikers are harder "to get over the line", as they say.

I wouldnt say hes out of shape, just not naturally an athlete.

And Leroy Fer for 6m euros Disappointed in Fer last season but I would be more than tempted to go in for him, not necessarily for NUFC more in a general sense. I think there's potential there. Hes better than Colback

Trust me, it's all done bar the medical and a few small contract details. What are the small contract details? Winning bonuses etc. Length of the contract, the club want him to sign for 6 years but the compromise can be found in a wage rise year on year the longer he stays. It's nothing that has made me think 's***, no chance here'. I do realise as well how most "ITK's" sound like utter dickheads but just wanted to share. I see. No, I genuinely find it all very interesting. Has the medical been postponed because his sickness will affect the outcome? or is he just too sick to even attend?

Trust me, it's all done bar the medical and a few small contract details. What are the small contract details? Winning bonuses etc.

Good signing. Khedira, Ospina and Sanchez. Just got to hope for Özil to coming back to his best. Debuchy.

Hes such a minx. Would love for him to come back as manager someday.

Hed come back in a flash. Id have him back in a flash. The only problem is, hes always injured.

I have big concerns for the centre of defence.

Kinnear has been to Mars twice already ffs!

After Janmaat signs, we desperately need a quality centre-half, two strikers and a young back up right back.

I think we have told these players of our transfer plans for the window, and the likely signings they will be joining. Otherwise I have no idea why they would want to join.

Good lad. Sounds like we got our number one target replacement for Debuchy, which is good news. Am getting over Debuchy way better than I thought I would. Adding this fella to our Dutch ranks definitely helps mind. We never saw the best of Debuchy for a prolonged period of time. When he first came he struggled to adapt to the pace of the league and then last season he was our best player in a team that went on one of the worst runs of form in our clubs history. I feel no real attachment.

I can imagine the conversation. Cabella: "So whats Newcastle like lads?". Frenchies:"Well, we play atrocious football and the manager is a dipshit. However, we get paid a shit load, play in a nice stadium, with good fans and theres a good chance you will get a move to a big club within a year or two."

Good lad. Sounds like we got our number one target replacement for Debuchy, which is good news.

Woah. Source? Are you ITK bro?

he probably is, but hes a cripple.

Yeh two great signings and a shit carrot top. As long as we strengthen enough, to give Pardew no excuses, we should be ok.