Lenny

We've given away loads of pens this per season.

Wank.

Jonas has played well tbf to him.

After 2 and half years that's rather damning for Pardew. It's piss poor.

We have 0 cohesion. So frustrating.

What the fuck is the ref playing at.

Easy to forget he's playing.

Ok he hugged him...

How was that a foul?

Well played Tiote.

Part of that is how well we are closing them down IMO.

It's ten mins in and he's made some half decent passes. He's crap, but you're seeing what you want tbh.

They look sloppy.

Both times he's been on.

Tiote not there please.

Ben Arfa man, I fucking love him

Miles onside.

Played more football in 3 mins than we did all last season

Touch Cisse!

Great play HBA

Say what you want about his footballing ability, but he's funny as hell.

http://instagram.com/p/cPIXAskyU6/

He's pretty funny on his Instagram http://instagram.com/p/ctf98wEyW9/

A good player for us at a time when we were generally a good team, and at a time when I only had an in depth knowledge of what happened on the pitch rather than being worn down by the shite that goes on off it. For those reasons, he'll probably be one of my favourite players. I loved that we had some ridiculous pace in him and Bellamy.

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