Lenny

In reality, Lamela's swing was far more likely to result in actual harm than Martial's.

Ole setting a high bar with "well it wasn't the worst result in Man Utd history"

Erik Lamela has a bit of a Simon Gruber look about him

Abdoulaye was very good, was disappointed he didn't stay longer but I believe he had a falling out with KK.

Based on my logic Shola would have been a no crowd era prime R9.

Maybe the results weren't but some of the goals scored for example were the sorts that a player would pull off in training when the pressure is off. Ritchie scored a goal for us soon after the restart that felt that way.

I'm not sure anyone would expect these sorts of polarising results, but looking logically there's clear evidence to show that home advantage is/was a thing. Also, a lot of average Premier league players are likely supremely talented players but have varying states of mentality. Taking the crowd away takes a huge amount of pressure away from everyone and evens out the skill gap

What the hell is Liverpool's defence doing. Surely there becomes a point where you realise your game plan isn't working and do something, whether the manger says so or not.

Minamino doesn't look very good.

Been some wicked deflections this game

We're definitely going to be one of the teams to take a serious hiding this season at some (or several) point.

Sigh

Christina Hendricks isn't from Brum is she?! Yeah, you're right, somehow I was sure I heard she was from there. Still, Peaky Blinders and brummie are good enough. EDIT: Just googled it, her dad is from there. A very quick Google suggests she has Brummie roots or some such.

I feel like that's the first time I've heard Salah's name mentioned today.

It's hard to dislike a club that shows ambition.

Liverpool were looking the more likely to take control until the goal. Great finish, I'm desperate for Liverpool to lose

Villa look good.

His all around play has been much improved so far this season however he still seems to mostly fall apart when he's in the final third, be it positionally or making a pass. There were one or two examples in the game yesterday. Hopefully it'll improve as his confidence continues to grow.

Krafth was pretty decent today, surprisingly.

He has far more quality than Traore in my opinion. I do like Traore, mind.

I think I like our second goal more than our first.

Genuinely no idea how he plays for us.

Thanks ASM "YEEEEAH"

Is that not the perfect opponent for every team?