Incognito

Fuck off Hinchcliffe

Fuck sake

Fuck, their back 4 are full of errors.

The elephant in the room is Wijnaldum who has been as bad as anyone.

Fair comment .

Elliot with the speed of a three legged asthmatic tortoise for their goal. Even though the ball travelled at 33.3 r.p.m. from 18 yards, he still didn't make it to the floor , the fat pillock.

Played OK in injury time.

Elliot is fucking diabolical.

Get that fucking clown off ffs.

Sissoko looking like he's really bothered.

Which hoof is Dummett's stronger?

We are making Tom Cleverley look half decent.

Get the feeling Mitro could ruin Funes Mori.

Wank goal to concede. Shocking defending all round and all came from a long ball that Ayoze couldn't hold on to.

Yoghurt umbrella

Harry Kane proving me wrong. He really is the real deal.

You mean Alli? Actually, I suspect that his mentality is where he has the edge over Barkley. I think Barkley has better technique - Alli's goal against Palace notwithstanding - and is a better passer, but Alli is three years younger, and in theory a couple of years behind in his development. The most impressive thing for me is that Alli seems to understand the gritty side of the game. He uses his strength better than Barkley IMO, and can be an irritating sod, but usually knows where to draw the line. He's got a long way to go though, and is definitely being over-hyped right now. Many Spurs fans would not even pick him in their first XI, because he is still a bit raw and his protection of the ball is still suspect. He definitely has a goal-scoring knack, arguably more so than Barkley. I don't think he's really ready to be a regular for England, just too much to learn. A useful guy to bring on late, maybe, when the oppo is knackered. I think the two of them are just too similar to play together. Maybe in a few years. I think you've nailed it leffe, agree with all of that. At the moment I'd pick Barkley if I could only select one, but it shouldn't be an either /or situation. Both together with Wilshere anchoring them, has the makings of an excellent midfield.

Good player Norwich have got there with James Madison.

Pretty fly for an old guy. If McClaren was an alcoholic rascist they could reboot the Lethal Weapon franchise Does his jumper really say OLD? It's a crafty photoshop http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/2b/51/0,,10278~14307627,00.jpg Geriatric Striker Rehabilitation Department. Both[emoji38] Gallons Sanatogen Required Derek.

Showing your age there fella.

Do as I sey, not as I dou.

good point They won't be if they keep losing like they have been since Peter Ramage rocked up

Used to play with Shefki Kuqi, where they were known as the Orban Kuqi Collective.

Aye, Jim Smith.

Home game to come. Alta, who is that player in your profile pic? He/ she appears to have breasts. [emoji38]It's the toon's only--as yet acknowledged--transginger player; we were very progressive in 1990... not really (on both counts). Though you're right he does look like he's got tits, weird tits, but tits none-the-less! It's actually Billy Askew, nee offence Billy (on slim chance the shocking news reaches you...) but he personifies my personal low point supporting Newcastle: unexpected defeat in play-off game at SJH to those from the dark place. Had my young hopes (on full deluded-tilt) set on tricky-winger-type local-lad to turn them inside out ... oh...well...it wasn't good...and it didn't end well. Transginger Never heard of him but thanks for the info. Thought he might have been Colback's dad. He made Colback look like a 1970 Beckenbauer. You're fortunate not to have seen him.