Incognito

Colo putting in a good shift today.

Great tactics against a team of centre halves to keep giving them set pieces.

Darlow is a bit of a fanny isn't he.

Fletcher is another one of those players who despite being shite have a knack of scoring against us. See Cleverley T.

Getting pissed off with Janmaat losing the ball in advanced areas

Colback took Dummett out there. Vurnon tatered.

Fuck me, I thought we were shite. These are fucking worse.

Hence the urgent need of a physically imposing centre back behind.

Hope it's not Michael Carrick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35169108 An interesting article to say the least. Sammer was a fantastic player, very underrated in my opinion.

I think you may have misunderstood, or I may have, but I think all he said was that the lack of maintenance to SJP since Ashley took over is beginning to show physically on SJP. It wasn't a sudden realisition that Ashley is a bit s*** I don't think. Aye, this was my point. From what i've read the same is true on a bigger scale for our training facilities. Interpolic misunderstood my point completely. Not Interpolic, me. And reading it again, it seems I was wrong. You're still a plank though.

He's making out it's beginning to show that Ashley is a wank owner ffs. Plank? He's a fucking rainforest.

I wish TCD was the World Heavyweight Champion, because I'd be the next fucker.

There is Pardew's excuse He'll be gutted he can't publicly flog him in January, though. Pardle is many things but not KKK.

It began to show the minute Kinnear walked in you plank.

Colo, Mbemba and? Dummett Dummett isn't a CB. He's not a left back either.

This machine replicates the body movement of the greatest dribblers of all time; Pele, Maradona, Mark Lawrenson. Say what you like, but there hasn't been many better central defenders in the past 30 odd years.

Stones, in my opinion, has the ability to be a World class defender. Very much in the Mark Lawrenson, Rio Ferdinand mould.

You reckon? I think he'd be a disaster. Too one paced for our team. Suites Swansea's pass and move. He'd be forced to go sideways and backwards with this squad. I think he'd make enough of a difference. He's got the potential to take a game by the scruff of the neck, and some real nous. You don't need amazing to stay up, you just need to improve on the glaring weaknesses in the middle (defence and midfield). I think the three players suggested would be enough to keep you up, as long as Douglas hits the ground running. Townsend is brainless, but capable of being very dangerous against lesser sides. I rather rate Shelvey. I still think that it's Villa and Sunderland down, then a big scrap to avoid that third relegation place, and you just need to get on a little roll (another couple of wins in a row, say). I think you're capable of doing that with three new first-teamers. Failing that, we could just ask the Premier league officials if we could play your lot at White Hart Lane every week.

We need one dominant centre back which would enable us to just play the one defensive midfielder, thus enabling us to have room for a creative midfielder, which we also need to buy.

Of course, your chances improve if you get into the opponent's penalty area more often.

Anyone but that fucking useless prick.

Criminal by Gini there

He's better than Randolph comfortably.

Blob has been very good but he's still a Pardcunt