Incognito

Sterling with no left foot there.

Harry Kane fucking hell.

Slovakia fans cheering for the New Day.

Late for the anthem. What a plank

That was Allardyce incidentally, not me waxing lyrically about myself.

Who has a better CV than me? Sir Alex, Arsene maybe Rafa? Fuck me, what a deluded fat simpleton.

Forget those. Would he have lasted that long at bloody Spurs? Ashley did such a good job of beating us down - people weren't enraged when McClaren was hired. Because he wasn't Alan Pardew. He replaced incompetent arsehole with mere incompetence and some were blinded. I have never been a fan of McClaren as a manager but because he is an affable bloke , I wanted him to do well, as I suspect many did. You're right though. All of this came from Ashley.

I trump McClaren with Turnip Taylor.

Franco Baresi was a far better player than Peter Ramage.

I think anyone with any football savvy would.

Poyet was the one who cost us the most.

What fantastic prose. Not a phrase often mentioned in conjunction with Moussa Sissoko.

That's fucking good. Saunders' Cloughie impression was a bit Liam Gallagher mind [emoji1]

He's still a cunt. He wants the financial gains that the Premiership brings and is doing what he feels necessary to get that back. If we do achieve that status again and he invests in the manager and team to be more than just existing there for the money, then all well and good. My suspicion is he won't, but that he'll just invest enough to keep us there. He's not doing the right thing now out of any love for Newcastle United that's for sure.

Shouldn't be in. Sounds too much like a squiddly diddly.

Have any of these late deals ever been turned down by the FA?

January apparently

Seems so. Boavista keeper

Quite the career change. I remember his high pitch squawk. Hopefully they'll be some dropped balls either way.

Signing Mika

Reminds me of Spitting Image David Coleman Remarkable

Is Hayley Mcqueen with child?

Everton should have offered more then pulled out at the last minute.

Love it if Real Madrid offered us 30 million now.

Nigel Quashie on his way apparently.