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I'd love that to be true (even the first bit), can't see it though.

What's that about?

Who's saying that? All the BBC panel.

Suddenly everyone was saying Iniesta was player of the tournament? Don't recall that like.

Horrible defending from that guy though, should've cleared it easily.

It's pathetic that free kicks are given for things like that.

Torres winner?

Jesus!

Does Iniesta have any use for that thing below his left hip?

Love the Spanish sub acting as linesman there.

Brilliant play by Alonso mind.

The amount of going down easy and rolling about in this world cup is an embarrassment.

Iniesta

Probably more worrying too. Much more, without some athletes we'll get raped in the Premiership.

Villa's flailing about like a mental case in this match, doesn't look composed at all.

Still time for Van Bronkhorst to bow out of professional football with a head butt to an opponent.

He hates football, man. Don't understand why the let him speak, puts a right downer on the game. He's an amateur football hater compare to Alan Green.

Ooh, a wide player booked, good sending off possibilities there.

Imagine all the crap they'd have to pull out the shower plug hole afterwards Jizz?

Everyone else is going down just as easily TBF.

Sweepstake on sending off? Poll?

The BBC commentary is mental... every time Robben goes down he's dived, every time anyone else goes down easily they were 'just caught there'.

Supposedly that's the maximum possible, but over 16M has been paid up so far. Carrick and Berbatov seem like cracking deals for us (Spurs) now. Fergie has made some right dodgy spending decisions in his career TBF. Not that I don't rate Carrick, but he was pricey.

Nigel my psychic goldfish says 4, so I'm going with that.

I always imagine him more like Osman and Cahill... although that's not based on much.