Unlucky Luque

Get in. We've been playing these perfectly. Early red was nice to settle these cunts down. Lunging in all over the place. Can't afford any more injuries. Also can't believe the commentator was almost defending the challenge. "Always looks worse in slow motion" wtf

Nice little PR boost while actually not accomplishing or risking anything. Corporate slacktivism at its finest.

Lad's these crosses didn't work the first 300 times

This is more like the Newcastle I know

Take that shite to DM's please

Fucking state of these fans man Absolutely pathetic bunch

This guy is one cool customer. Same as watching Bruno and Trippier when they came in, such a massive gulf in class from what we're used to.

Wood always looks close to tears, bless him

Are they playing Local Hero at the ground? Well now I can't hate them, can I?

Reminds me a bit of Henry. Nowhere near, of course, but looks tricky, yet effective, and loves a cut in curler from the left.

Wasn't too bothered about this, but now I want to absolutely batter them. Bring all the big guns on, I don't give a shit.

Hate Man Utd with a burning passion, but seething Klopp is a nice consolation

I had honestly completely written ASM off. I am so, so sorry.

That's 100% a pen if its in our box

Yes.

Good point. Great even.

So fucking unnecessary when players run half the length of the pitch just to keep pushing and instigating. Should book them all.

Been told to pass, but now I'm wondering if we should just let him do his thing.

Does Maxi not have eyes??? You're not playing Fifa on easy mate. You have to look when you pass.

Can't believe I'm missing Shelvey.

We are fucking up our posession based play in our half. Not ready for that sort of thing and they are punishing us with their pressing. On the other hand, we are finding loads of space when we break. Tempers are running high. Top game tbf.

Maxi MAN

Someone will see red in this

Was a great touch too from ASM, might even have got through