Unlucky Luque

Wouldnt mind giving Carroll a start in the Viduka role

They're all shite... Chelsea: Retarded love-child of a schalke and a leeds shirt. Liverpool: Boring as hell. No one gets to see the bloody checkers anyway. Arsenal: Ugh... Boring, wannabe retro shite. Btw, do all chelsea shirts come with tits?

Look at his face. Holding in

Chelsea's looks like Schalke's, and how boring does that liverpool one look?

Looks like something in South America

We're signing Deco and Henry too???

Not seen too much of him, but is he really worth £20m?

It was kinda off putting, yes...

Looking forward to seeing some of the youngsters in pre-season. Especially Kadar, Godsmark and LuaLua

What's it called again?

Riise's fucked, so I guess Barry would play LB.

If we signed him before the summer, it would definitly make Euro 08 more interesting...

Haha Ashley = Legend Bet he knows exactly what he's doing too

And a Silvio Maric Can someone please just translate this??

Newcastleu means Newcastle me thinks. cheers Keegans name is mentioned a couple of times in this articla I saw a "Toon Army" somewhere in there aswell

Soooo....?

He would move clubs on July 1st. One can still agree contracts and fees outside windows, and we can still finalise the transfer

Can we stop please?? I'm actually starting to believe this might happen!!

We have the ability to offer him equal if not better wages than other top clubs. So I believe thats bullshit, he just wants a bigger club.

He would be an immense signing. Can cover for Beye and take over at RB when beye is done, and play LB and give Enrique some competition. Wolfgang mate do you have some radar or something that just goes off? Sorry, that post made me look a tad retarded What I meant was he plays LB until Beye is too old (no point dropping him quite yet), takes over for Beye at RB, and Enrique will probably have worked hard and can be rewarded with the LB spot again. So now: Beye - CB - CB - Lahm Few years time: Lahm - CB - CB - Enrique Dont know why I bother even doing this, as he will never come to newcastle...

Times like these that makes me love living in Norway

Please do tell

Same here

He would be an immense signing. Can cover for Beye and take over at RB when beye is done, and play LB and give Enrique some competition. Not very realistic unfortunaltly...

Altidore is only 17 or 18 though. If he's brought to Europe quickly, I can see him being a top player.