Unlucky Luque

`Oh` really`?`

Agree, but no more than £4m for him IMO

He's quality...Worth a shot but im not sure that we could get him, i doubt it, but what's wrong with trying, only 23 years old also i think.. Agree, absolutely someone we should go for! Would be excellent in a 4-3-3 aswell as 4-4-2, as he has accomplished both winger and striker roles.

Dos Santos wont cut it. Far too weak for the premiership. He will be shipped out on loan next season after a miserable year, and we'll never see him in the premiership again. I hope...

I spy cameltoe

Thats lush. Looks abit like the austrailia kit

Emre and now Duff. Wide lefties. Zoggy must have said something

Cmon wor Steep Slopes!

He's very highly rated. Essien supposedly recommended him to Chelsea, and many other big clubs are after him. Still, I wouldnt mind a bid below the £3-4m mark

Haha. The "Yeah?" sounds like the interviewer

Haha nice move

He's a DM

Keegan, being the nice guy he is, will probably make this his one last chance. Any more shit after he's out, and he's gone.

Who the hell are you? You're like the whole teams best mate Not quite, but when it comes to the academy I know a bout 4 or 5, first team I know none of. Just the academy, met a lot of them from interviews with working in journalism. Its my mate who knows the first team lads as he does their clothing for them things like Ed Hardy and BAPE. I don't sit round their houses or out, but i've bumped into them when being out now and again. Certainly not "ITK". I see. Nice to have you around

Veloso is a creative holding player and also extremely left footed Fuck Lewandowski move Veloso inside and get Moutinho on the right Shorey is pointless, get someone young (My choice would be Mattock) and keep Enrique. Centre Back doesn't fill me with confidence but the midfield and attack would be pretty immense (If the foreigners do the business!) Agree. Sorted then

At least his cranium's happy

Combined fee of £200m

Who the hell are you? You're like the whole teams best mate

Family? Wey his brother Tomi is down south anyway. He's currently in Scunthorpe, which is north. Cheers Another younger brother at our academy too. Sam or something

First cousin, then brother and now uncle

.cock "toon in training"-tastic

Based on the rumours, our strike partnership next season could be Gomis-Gomez

Ideal replacment for Viduka But...

Pic 5, Balotelli. He is 17...

Hart, Richards, Dunne, Corluka... Oh what the hell. About 90% of their first team