Unlucky Luque

Lewis and Almiron on the left are going to tear teams to shreds.

Stop it man. If you're referring to Hendrick, he was shite.

That's some finish to be fair to him

I think it's the fact its Joelinton coming on when Almiron and Fraser are on the bench. You just watch...

To be fair to Carroll, he wins every-fucking-thing in the air and consistently creates new oppotunities from shitty second balls. It aint pretty though

Floated set penis to big Mike on the far post still in effect I see

Get in, well fought. Class by Manquillo to be fair to him

He aint no winger, that's for sure. He'd probably be fine on the side in a midfield 3. Offers nothing here

Wilson held that up really well.

I would be livid if I was a West Ham fan, pathetic showing. They'll obviously nick one, but still.

Check out Beckenbauer over here

Nice to see a normal piece of play like that. Just a low cross straight to a striker who meets it.

St. Max taking a beating

This thread should be locked and set on fire. The absolute state of some of you

Weakens them a lot. I think Moyes said he’s back. Strengthens them a lot. Great punditry, just like the real thing

Carroll 7 does my nut in

They've done him a massive favour with that move, and it's the right decision. I was hoping they would do that, but wasn't sure they actually would. It was just an added pressure on the guy. Where are you reading this? The Athletic reporting it

Would be fucking mint to see the list of subs before a match and not want to kill myself

This years Kyle Scott

The year is 2023, Brucey-boy has taken us down, new manager Joey Barton is hired to toughen up the team for a challenging Championship campaign, but is sacked after suspension number four in a season, this time after headbutting Tony Pulis, injuring his own eye on the brim of his cap in the process. Mike Ashely finds a legal loophole to increase the maximum number of loan players and new manager Steven Taylor and his assistant Peter Ramage somehow drag us up to the prem again. In the mean time, business woman Amanda Stavely has put together a consortium of Twitch Streamers, Kanye West and Martin Shkreli and has made a bitcoin offer for Newcastle United Football Club. "Third time's a charm!" she tells Luke Edwards in a TikTok interview/dance challenge.

this is Newcastle OF COURSE these guys will be our next owners

I dont.........this Friday is key.......... 3pm sharp

Valencia is my second team. I think I'm cursed

Married in to Hexham aristocracy and has a couple of properties up here, and a massive Toon fan apparently. This is ON. Source? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khalid_bin_Bandar_bin_Sultan_Al_Saud Personal life Khalid dated and lived with Vanessa Trump from 1998 to 2001.[7] They intended to marry, but broke up after September 11 attacks when he left the U.S. after his father was suspected of having indirect ties to the hijackers.[8] In Oxford in March 2011, Khalid married Lucy Caroline Cuthbert (b. 1982), daughter of John Aidan Cuthbert, of Beaufront Castle, Hexham, Northumberland, and Lady Victoria Lucy Diana (daughter of Hugh Percy, 10th Duke of Northumberland),[9] and thus niece of Ralph Percy, 12th Duke of Northumberland, at a ceremony attended by a handful of guests.[10][11] Talking about the being a "massive toon fan" bit.

Married in to Hexham aristocracy and has a couple of properties up here, and a massive Toon fan apparently. This is ON. Source?