Unlucky Luque

A wise man.

What a bump

Siete tutti stupidi. Parla inglese sul mio internet bastardi. Stai odori della vecchia madre carbonara. Yeah, I can google translate too bitches...

I've had: "Cox stands firm in transfer row"

What the fuck??

Ah, ok then... Wait, WHAAAAT???

Fuck me

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Us and Chelsea were the only teams in the prem not to have...

Red card?

Me too. With a mallet.

Good lord those horns...

Good lord, Ramos!

Nice to see he wants to prove something instead of just leaving. And him even considering going on loan to play is the kind of attitude we need here.

He's gonna end up in the Middle-East somewhere isn't he

Hope you're not suggesting for one second that if we got Beckford in you'd play Carroll before him Carroll-Loven would probably work better than Beckford-Loven

I seriously can not wait! Never been this excited for a new season before. Players in and out and loads of new teams to play. Maybe even see us win a few games comfortably for the first time since Sir Bobby. Looking forward to see a new Newcastle with Shearer in charge hopefully, playing with passion and an see a few youngsters have a go. Bring it on!

Wouldn't mind him going to Wolfsburg. Could be a very interesting player there. Of course I want him to stay, but I'd be happy to see him go to Wolfsburg/Some other euro club instead of Tottenham etc.

R.Taylor - Beye - S. Taylor - J. Enrique/Duff Isn't that bad for the championship

Think him and Carroll up front could be good. Get Beckford in, and Ranger/LuaLua on standby. Not too bad. Oh and Shola...

Koren from WBA, almost joined a few years ago.

epic fail.

He fucked his leg too i think? So did Baheng.

Moses looks a canny player, as does Mattock.