Unlucky Luque

Lucky bastard...

Everyone should have the same colour shirts

Can't wait. Hope it's not too late.

I came

Don't you mean Man Utd player of the year?

Poor mans Marc Walton

That's a fuckin excellent idea actually! Where do I sign up for a membership card?

Bernard

Been trying to get used to the thought of relegation, even looking for positives, but this thread just reminds me just how much it would fucking hurt... CMON!

Don't read the thread?

I think I just came...

Harper Edgar Bassong Beye Taylor Duff Guthrie Butt Nolan Owen Shola ?

This will be interesting...

Just saw that. Danquah showing off his paintshop skills

for the 3rd time this year...

Love the belted jean shorts

Tell that to Owen http://www.thefirstgroup.com/_swf/vidHelicopterTrailerMO.swf (sky, whatever)

Taylor being shot by a sniper in the stands

1-2

where is this?

That would be asking for a boycoutt

Dowie

Can see this happening too. Owen and Xisco starting against chelsea

April fools, duuuh...

Any proper quotes yet? Still don't believe it...