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I bet you like Nicky Butt because "he tries" dont you?? 'Triers' and 'fakers'....f***ing hate them......Jonas was f***ing s*** tonight again...Love the way he looks astounded, gutted even, at being taken off......anyone who backs that weak-hearted c*** is deluded.....he's a LOSER.....and pure s***......in an s*** league...... f*** off man. He was one of the better players today, I don't know if you are being funny or are just plain blind. 'One of the better players'. Blind? Thick as mince you chap. Argentinian winger / first team / guarenteed World Cup place.....couldn't beat his meat chap never mind his man. It's woeful.....he is woeful......what the fuck are you watching and what do you see that I don't?

I bet you like Nicky Butt because "he tries" dont you?? 'Triers' and 'fakers'....f***ing hate them......Jonas was f***ing s*** tonight again...Love the way he looks astounded, gutted even, at being taken off......anyone who backs that weak-hearted c*** is deluded.....he's a LOSER.....and pure s***......in an s*** league...... Nothing to do with playing in a s*** team, who play long balls all day? Do you honestly believe that Jonas would not fit in on a top 6 PL team? Im sure Messi would been s*** in this team as it is now.... Listen here chap.......TOP SIX? You absolute CLOWN / IDIOT. That'll be why he is STILL at NUFC. Must of been a load of top clubs wanting to sign him but we just had to keep hold of him because.....he's THAT GOOD. A top 6 PL team? Not even a top 6 Norweigian team (with all due respect)

Could you overuse that gif anymore? That's right, you couldn't It's my victory gif. Go lie-down on the bypass. The only bypass you will need is a triple heart bypass after I crush your entire family Being an 'internet' hard cunt, I know AS9, that your response is A1 (not the motorway), just 100% funny. 'Crush your entire family'. I love that. Completely OTT but fucking funny

I bet you like Nicky Butt because "he tries" dont you?? 'Triers' and 'fakers'....fucking hate them......Jonas was fucking shit tonight again...Love the way he looks astounded, gutted even, at being taken off......anyone who backs that weak-hearted cunt is deluded.....he's a LOSER.....and pure shit......in an shit league......

Phil Brown - cunt is flapping now. Get the fuck in..... Oh....can this thread be merged with the latest Phil Brown thread?

This thread is f*cking annoying. I'm absolutely f*cking astounded that there are people on here who defend the indefensible. Gutierrez is f*cking HOPELESS. I've seen people use words on here to describe him as CLASS, GREAT PLAYER & SKILLFUL. These people want to pull their disillutioned heads from their ar*es and see that Jonas is nothing but a one-dimensional, clueless excuse for a midfielder/winger (Whatecver you want to call him) who has ZERO end product. He has had one memorable game of note - Man U, opening day of last season. Now tell me, what the f*ck has this great player done in the 50 or so games since then? Score a hatful of goals? No. Put is some blinding, in fact no, some 'basic' crosses? No? Try really hard to help us get out of the Championship with some very good displays against 'lesser' calibre of player? No. Has he ran into yet another blind alley, beaten by yet another defender, lost posession far to easily? YES. But hey, give him his due, he's won a couple of free-kicks.... The man is PITIFUL and WEAK. He has no heart. He is basically...HILLARY SWANK.

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This thread.... The result last night made me laugh. Sure I read somewhere that they have won one solitary game since Boxing Day last year? They have got to be a decent bet to beat Derby's record of the lowest league points. I fcking hope and pray. Orange heeded c*nt.

Have you seen that cunt. Phil Brown, on Goals On Sunday? Pink jumper draped over his back, false fucking tan and full of shit. I still can't get that image of him on the last day of the season, singing to the Hull fans.....that, coupled with his present attire, make him the king of CUNTS. What a fuck. Thinks he's the fucking greatest. Greatest cunt.

Calm the hell down. You're right, that was a cheap shot at a person with low IQ. TO get back on topic, i think we shouldn't keep Jonas because he won't produce with this team and he deserves to fulfill his potential in a top-level club. And hey is Ji-Sung Park s***? Because he has no end product but still works his balls of and contributes to the team in other ways like running down on opponents, only difference between him and Jonas is that he's surrounded by good players. Fucking hell. As this is a 'footballing' thread, reprieves are order of the day. General Chat and he'd be nailed. ....coz I'm a fucking internet hardman. The hardest. Jonas is not good for NUFCand we are not good for him. You either have it or you have not. Jonas, even in another 5 years, will never be good enough. I really fail to see what anyone sees in him full stop. Tell me what he adds to our team? Somebody please. I know we are short on numbers but really, a good player? He's shit.

Whatever you say kid. Feel the noise, bring it back, or whatever it is the kids are into these days. Now get your cock out of Jonas mouth and speak something that makes sense. 3 f***ing assists. Are you f***ing winding me up you pleb? 38 f***ing games and that's his lot. Of course, not his fault he runs like a 'bull'? A bull that has been f***ing shot in one eye and is semi-blind in the other. On the sauce tonight JJ? Clear provocation. Provoking me into some kind of nonsensical over the top reaction. Yu can't be tell me chap that Jonas is anything above erm.....fucking pure crap?

Whatever you say kid. Feel the noise, bring it back, or whatever it is the kids are into these days. Now get your cock out of Jonas mouth and speak something that makes sense. 3 fucking assists. Are you fucking winding me up you pleb? 38 fucking games and that's his lot. Of course, not his fault he runs like a 'bull'? A bull that has been fucking shot in one eye and is semi-blind in the other.

AM who doesn't score goals, hold up the ball, or create chances... stick Krul there he'd produce the same result. Spot on. When will people f***ing realise that Jonas is f***ing s***. f***ing make no mistake, he's f***ing useless. He's never helped our cause ever. Lived off a good game at manure opening day last season. f*** off Jonas you useless c***. f*** him. Some humsn on here tell me WHAT he adds to the team? Does he set up goals with half=decent crosses? Does he f***. Does he score 1 or 2? Does he f***. Is he now in the habit of falling tothe ground as if he's been shot by a sniper? Yes he does. Does he help 'the' (our) cause? Does he f***. He's f***ing s***. Full-stop. Good bye Jonas and f*** off. Over-rated lump of f***ing s***. Good player. Based, the f***, on what? Your disillusioned view? Tell me what makes him a 'good' player? I'm taking the piss. Anyway, we should keep him atleast until we have guarenteed replacements. This board is not for taking the piss and no fuck takes the piss out of me. Ever. You or Jonas.

AM who doesn't score goals, hold up the ball, or create chances... stick Krul there he'd produce the same result. Spot on. When will people f***ing realise that Jonas is f***ing s***. f***ing make no mistake, he's f***ing useless. He's never helped our cause ever. Lived off a good game at manure opening day last season. f*** off Jonas you useless c***. f*** him. Some humsn on here tell me WHAT he adds to the team? Does he set up goals with half=decent crosses? Does he f***. Does he score 1 or 2? Does he f***. Is he now in the habit of falling tothe ground as if he's been shot by a sniper? Yes he does. Does he help 'the' (our) cause? Does he f***. He's f***ing s***. Full-stop. Good bye Jonas and f*** off. Over-rated lump of f***ing s***. Good player. Based, the fuck, on what? Your disillusioned view? Tell me what makes him a 'good' player?

AM who doesn't score goals, hold up the ball, or create chances... stick Krul there he'd produce the same result. Spot on. When will people fucking realise that Jonas is fucking shit. Fucking make no mistake, he's fucking useless. He's never helped our cause ever. Lived off a good game at manure opening day last season. Fuck off Jonas you useless cunt. Fuck him. Some humsn on here tell me WHAT he adds to the team? Does he set up goals with half=decent crosses? Does he fuck. Does he score 1 or 2? Does he fuck. Is he now in the habit of falling tothe ground as if he's been shot by a sniper? Yes he does. Does he help 'the' (our) cause? Does he fuck. He's fucking shit. Full-stop. Good bye Jonas and fuck off. Over-rated lump of fucking shit.

It's been said, within this thread, that if Shearer can't motivate the current crop of players then perhaps no one can. Clearly, for me, the players are a pack of cunts who couldn't give a fuck. They aren't Shearer's players and whilst he tries to motivate the money-grabbing cunts under his command, they have never responded. With his own recruits in the summer, this will change 100%. On the motivation theme, NUFC have, within their ranks, one of the greatest motivators in the country, bar none. Ian Dowie. We are fortunate to have them both. With that in mind, imo, it is solely down to the players who have been wearing the shirt. Utter cunts, money driven, couldn't give a fuck types. Shearer and Dowie will change this for sure in time. Shame they were never given enough.

Whata fucking save by Given. God I feel fucking sick as fuck now. Bastards.

It is clear JK is having huge communication issues, you can just see by all the contradictory comments of late. I'd be interested to know how often he talks with Wise or anyone for that matter. Agree. btw Parkster, that is a cracking sig you have there. Not read the full article myself but it fully conveys where we are right now and what a lot of us feel. Good spot chap.

Algebra of life chap, algebra of life. Fully concur with your views chap.

Relegation is UNTHINKABLE. The Championship is a fucking hard league to get out of and, given that we can't beat the 'lesser' teams in the Premiership, some who are, arguably, not that much better than the Readings, Wolves, Birminghams, no way would it be a good thing. We are fucked however, Kinnear is not even halfway competent enough to keep us up. I mean, for fucks sake, even if we had a bottomless pit of cash to buy players, who would sign for that bloke? His pulling power is ZERO. Wise is a fucking prick of the highest order also. I'd rather club be a laughing stock in the Premiership than be one in the Championship. The club would self-implode through relegation even faster than it is now. Yeah we got out of the shit once thanks to Keegan in that league and, though some may not like to accept it, thanks to the Hall's and Shepard but no fuckin way is that gonna happen again relegated next season or anytime soon. So wake up. Relegation + Current regime = fucked. Simple algebra of life.

My dynamic codename of B(lue)T(eam)K(eeper) must have baffled you Said to Mick on the sidelines that NSG was a 'very safe pair of hands'......very Mike Hooper.....esque........that's a compliment btw.........

Sounds like he wants to wear my skin. That response, my dear chap, is cock teasing. I'm off for a

Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. I wasn't going too near the touchline whilst you were there tbh. Too much of a bumming threat. Still disappointed you were bra-less. Puff. I was pleasantly suprised at how attractive you are Dave. Quite sexy really. Wished you had of moved about on the pitch a little more, just to see your shorts pressed up against your penis as a result of the strong wind. No matter, you are still sexy as fuck. I think we both know it too.