Jay Jay Sea

That was me chap. Probably the coolest gender re-aligned trannie on this forum bar none.

Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser.

Well done lads, quite enjoyed what I'd seen of the game. Blue team deserved the win but lack of goalkeeper for the reds didn't help. Game was played in good spirit though I was disappointed at the lack of ciggies smoked at half time.

If more come, then great. You gotta now Optimistic Boy........more cum then great......Fuck the game chap....join me on the sidelines....let's play our own game.....enter me and my world chap.....come on sweet panties......

listen here boy, with me on the sidelines, no fucker steps offthat pitch unless they want to be either: 1) sucked off 2) want a swig of me cum 3) want some anal 4) want shot through the eye socket so my guess is this, there will be 20 players on the pitch for the full 90. Those other two drop-outa, I'lldeal with those little gay fucks later. Doubt we'll be hearing much from them anytime soon.

I can't wait for this. I've had this little 'event' marked up in my calender for weeks. Today will be a significant day for N-O, it will be the first forum to lose 22 members in one felled swoop. That's right, I'm gonna kill all the bastards. Been drinking since 11 and will be fuckin wasted by kick off. So, say goodbye to your wives, boyfriends, girlfriends and mammas because your gonna be gunned down. I will wait until 6.15, yes, 15 minutes into the game before opening fire. Nobody asked me to play did they? I could have been a physio or something. I could've looked after the injured by sucking on their fat cocks and they could have drank my juice. Yeah, I could have supplied half-time refreshments like cum, real semen, plenty to round, i had been saving my wank juice especially until my u-turn. You will know I will be watching all you sexy young beasts, taking pics and infalting them to life size for my portfolio at home. Nobody thought to give consideration to security did they? Well today is d-day and lots of young arses to be fucking. Drunk. yes, Roll on 6.15. Get ya cocks ready you horny footballing sexy young fucks. 4 hours to go.....Christ....i think i've just cum in my pants....later.

Toonlass, UV, NE5, & HTT, IMO all correct in their view on this matter. IMO all 100% accurate. No, 110% accurate.

This. I remember it well. I was about 14 at the time. Standing in the 'corner' (at the front of course) and when their 2nd went in I was gutted. I do remember though, at the time, toon fans on the pitch and running towards the Leazes end. I was petrified but for a brief moment, really excited. I remember wanting to see these grown men, reaking of booze and behaving like cavemen, completely cave in the skulls of the mackems. Bit daft but I do remember the emotion quite well. It seemed like 'well you have beaten us in this match but we will kick the f*ck out of you because we are hard and being hard and violent is more important than the football match we have lost. Sort of we may hae lost the battle but will win the war type of mentality. Well I was 14. Grown men still live their lives this way.

Trouble in the ground? Seen a few seats ripped out.....

Fckin yes....I hang my head in shame.... sorry Shola

Ameobi...whata fckin mug. Skinned so easily. Mind I think, other than Taylor being at fault, Ameobi's tracking back was woeful.

Drunken prick just been on Sky Sports claiming that Newc v Sun NOT a big game. Not in same league as Manchester or Mersyside or London derbys. Fcking ignorant drunken gambling fcker. He's adamant it's just doesn't compare.

Vialli favourite for the job.

Ironic that the man who continues to be sacked from almost every job he has taken (bar one I think?), coined the word 'bouncebackability'. He's sure gonna need a lot of that if he wants to step into management again. I think he's an ok manager (never premier league imo) but would make a better coach and seems like a good motivator. The writing was on the wall for him. Reckon Simon Jordan's been sticking pins in like.

Wallsend (75-77) - Longbenton (77-97) - N.Shields (97-03) West Moor (03-08) - Homeless (Dec'08 - ?).

If Taylor can cut out the glue sniffing and addiction to heroin then he has a future. As long as he continues to be addicted to smack, we will be relegated. f***ing druggy c***. Doesn't know what day it is nevermind where he is and what he's supposed to be doing. Why does he continue to play the substance using w*****? That's spot on JayJaySea me old chap. You are one of the few on this here forum that continues to report the situation as it really is. I respect your views. Well said anyway. One or two on here could learn a thing or two from you chap. Oh,and for what it's worth, Taylor is fcking an over-rated two-bit half-penny tit-headed ex-cuse for a foot-baller. Shock-ing.

If Taylor can cut out the glue sniffing and addiction to heroin then he has a future. As long as he continues to be addicted to smack, we will be relegated. Fucking druggy cunt. Doesn't know what day it is nevermind where he is and what he's supposed to be doing. Why does he continue to play the substance using wanker?

Cockney ganster wanker + mafia = Terry Venables.

This x1000000

I can also see Keegan returning and when asked what really happend I can honestly see him saying something like.... "I told him (Ashley) and I told him straight. I told him that you can not pull the wool over the eyes of these supporters. They will not tolerate the club being run this way. I told him that this is their club and they are the greatest fans in the world. I told him that the fans would unite, that they are passionate and fight for what they believe but he (Ashley) wanted to do things his way. I couldn't get it through to him that the club comes before anything else in this part of the world. He just didn't see it. He left me with no choice and I had to go. He just didn't realise, whilst his intentions might have been good, that you can't take the any part of this club for granted, not least the fans. I couldn't take it. I had to leave" Along those lines. The 30% who don't want him back will shorten to about 10% if he ever comes back and makes a statement along those lines. I live in hope.

Yes I'd have him back but not sure what there is to forgive fim for. Really though, I'd like to have heard Keegan make some kind of statement during these past weeks, just so we (fans) know where we stand adn if he's ever contemplate coming back. I suppose he will not say a word until the coast is clear and his business with Ashley is sorted and Ashley has gone completely.

Bang on. And the club tied him down until 2011 this summer. This. Spot on. A deluded board thought that by tying him down, fans would be ecstatic. The lad is nothing more than a Championship defender at best. In fact, he's fcking shite.

I really doubt that. You're just looking at worst case scenarios to suit your beliefs. I don't think he is tbh Role, you can't seriously think that relegation is not an impossibility? The club, on and off the pitch, is in turmoil, in fact worse than turmoil and Saturday typified that. Something need to be done and very soon or this will drag on for a few weeks and the players will just not give a f*ck and we'll be dragged into a dog-fight.......It could happen imo.

I don't believe or trust the fella. A shrewd business man, purchased the club to have a laugh, out of his depth, communication skills absolutely pitiful, utter lack of respect for supporters AND players as well as creating angst with figureheads (past & present) at the club. Figureheads who actually know what the club means to its followers. A man prepared to go to great lengths to stamp his authority on the club and upset anyone and anything that got in his way by doing it HIS way. All of this without ever having any experience at at being the owner of a club. A club where the cities number one passion, above anything else, is NUFC. An owner who, in his statement yesterday, 'suggested' that his life and his families life was in danger through being assaulted and this is the reason why he has to sell up. That's a slur on the character on the vast majority Tynesiders/NUFC supporters particularly where a number of PEACEFUL demonstrations took place on Saturday. The man literally has created a storm on Tyneside and he's sitting in the middle of his own self-created whirlwind. The problem is though, in my opinion, he's only just began to realise the sh*t storm he's created.

As long as we have Ameobi playing week in week out we will be fine in terms of avoiding relegation. He was given little credit for what was a good performance on Saturday. We will hover above the relegation zone all season but keep Ameobi fit, he can gain us at least an extra 2 points this season. Ameobi must be affected by the off-field unrest as it did impact his game a little. The f*cking useless c*nt.