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Our main problem last season was breaking down low blocks but mainly fatigue and not able to press as much as we would like as we had no depth. We are adding depth. Elanga is an upgrade but the rest means when he rotates or there is an injury there is less of a drop off. Obviously Isak is a massive issue but if we get Wissa and he does score the same he did last season then it's not that big of a problem. We need 2 strikers though

Eddie ruled out playing Joelinton up front in a recent press conference. Though that could be a ruse knowing Eddie. I think it would work for a few games if we just have him there to press from the front. He's not a CF though as we know, but if instructions are to press and create space for others it could work.

Once he is signed I'll be pretty relaxed. Anything else is a bonus.

I'd imagine it's the latter

I don't see why he would unless Bruno, Tonali or JL are fooked

I thought the same.

Still think we should sign a striker soon.

More like Nickson is doing the incomings now.

Improvement over Longstaff is the way I look at it. Is he Bruno or Tonali, no. Is he a massive upgrade on Longstaff, yes

I think this is one last throw of the dice from Liverpool and Isaks agent.

Yes, we should wait for Wissa. We aren't going to get anyone else who scored 19 goals in the prem last season

Isak might like that.

That was when we were missing a CM

This cunt had dinner at Mileys Nana's house yet?

Yeah I'm pretty relaxed if we sign Wissa.

We might have grounds to terminate his contract then.

They'll be doing the weird media videos.

You'd still have to pay him. Very grey area as if we don't pay him he could argue that's breach of contract. I haven't seen a professional footballers contract though

6 of which have to be against Liverpool

And then miss.

He's the best striker in world football. He's been a cunt, but he's our cunt. Well move on from this like the Liverpool fans did with Gerrard. His behaviour has been terrible but we can't replace him. Maybe he's been misguided. He's still only 25. I remember doing loads of weird shit I look back on and regret into my 30s

WHAT IF THEY DONT??????????????????????????????????????

* Must have trained with the club for at least 1 hour and only applies to clubs that have won the Premier League in last 25 years.

Also as we only have one fax machine itll be as simple as signing Thiaw first.

Id rather Wissa than Jackson. Wissa, I would be signing as we know he scores enough goals. Hopefully anyway.