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relámpago blanco

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  1. Put the brandy in then a bit of balsamic vinegar to balance it out, she wont notice.
  2. If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself. I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment, You never know unless you try. I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first. If you've got some Vodka start spiking her wine.
  3. Ha, He's definately an allardyce striker.
  4. If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself.
  5. Thought he'd signed then couldn't load the page.
  6. ] Isn't he like "34". I'm sure I read he's only 32 or something, I always think he's about 40, he's been in the twilight of his career since he was 25.
  7. resisted the temptation to watched youtube footage of him, but my lord, he's agood player. HE's as good as N'Zogbia thinks N'Zogbia is.
  8. 1m Up front, 25 games future fee 22M
  9. That's crazy, honestly didn't see your post. He said he'd like to after a friendly years ago, I was there scored an amazing overhead kick
  10. I always thought Del Piero would play for us at some stage.
  11. He's not trained for weeks. You can't improve on perfection so he doesn't bother training.
  12. Conclude this, so I can crack out the Bollinger.
  13. Don't think Newcastle use the General for medicals tbh.
  14. He's on the phone to all the OM fans who bought food at the stadium last season telling them they owe him money as he's put the price up.
  15. I went to watch Gateshead once. 0-0 no chances. Great fun
  16. We are deluded just they are retarded. In their mind Phillips>Pele Quinn > Messi Hutchinson > jesus
  17. Glad so see he's joing a bigger club than Wigan and Us. In his mind Top 5 clubs in world football. Birmingham Sunderland Wigan FC LOrient FC Midyjiland
  18. I'd like to see them 2 going for a 50-50 ball.
  19. Flying, thats a load of bollocks, Ashley makes them go on the Megabus.
  20. All he needs to know are words like ball, goal, offside, foul, red/yellow card, get him!, get the ball away! shooooot... not too hard to learn on a few hours flight. "MAN ON!" "Break his legs"
  21. If Hughton is talking like that I'm guessing he's probably just got his medical to go or something.
  22. Hopefully they'll replace him with smith.
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