Carlito

Went for a shit and missed a Leon Best goal, the equivalent of missing a once in a lifetime comet! How was the goal?

this sort of thing really, it remains to be seen what ashley's intent is once the youngsters start to reach their potential. if its cash in (as i expect) we're f***ed for as long as he's here, if its to continue to build the squad around them with sensible buys then fair enough. after that the next crucial decision will be when to bring in a manager that can take us further than pardew.

That's what I was thinking, especially with him missing the cup game.

Footy Manager-tastic

Maybe a bit harsh on Cleverly who looks like one of their only threats.

I'd have Beckham or Bentley here. They'd both be a big improvement on what we have currently.

Aye

GET THE FUCK IN!!

Pardew has totally bottled this by not starting Ranger.

Tevez

What`s that?! What is that smiley supposed to say?? why did you even use that? thats like a mocking smiley? what? sex face tbh

I suppose on the bright side a performance as shit as this comes just in time for the transfer window. Spend please, you fat fucking cunt

Barton man fucking hell

A fucking shot at their goal would be nice. COME ON!!!

Our passing has been woeful. Play it on the floor man ffs

Ugh this isn't going to be pretty. Ranger should be starting in a 4-4-2 over Smith tbh but I'd love to be proven wrong

Good effort. Shame the first 10 minutes put the game to bed pretty much

Trashcan head booked

Carroll putting a good shift in defense for their lot so far

Fucking bonus points! Lost 8-7 because of them

Looks like I'm going to end up winning my cup tie 5-4 thanks to Distin coming off the bench

A whopping 0 points today. Lovely

Berbatov, Nani, Vidic, Carroll, Nolan, Jose, Dann and Bale are all in my team and the cup is starting this week

If only

Essien says hi