Carlito

I smell a Toshak/Savage-like argument over the phone between these two on SSN

Boumsong?

Really good on FM to be honest, sign him up!

I've got SSN on and I never heard anything. All they had on was about Anelka signing a new deal.

Put a pipe on Shearer and he'd be Popeye. Oh my gorshk ah gug gug gug gug gug

Nice one, cheers

Are they out?? I heard Ajax got dumped out as well.

While we're at it, we should get Goro for in goal he'd be immense

Well, after sitting there watching an hour and a bit of absolute tripe, I think I'll just blame Carr for everything as always

I fought the temptation to do that and instead just got myself docked 20 points

£50,000,000? Must be for Neil Warnock's face lift.

Will there be 16 fans for Wigan/'Boro the morra? I'll get my coat...

I went a bit overboard with the changes for tomorrow and got docked 16 points Bloody hell, 4 points from Yobo and Berbatov combined!

Rubbish start for my team like. With Gilberto and Eduardo not playing and Ronaldo my captain I hardly got anything at all. Plus gameweek 2 is gonna be a pain in the arse because I have to shuffle everything round just to put a team out! I really regret taking martins, petrov, bianchi and derbyshire out of my team at the last minute now as well, when will I learn

FC Furburger: James Ben Haim Yobo Bale Ronaldo © Gilberto Nani M. Petrov Bellamy Berbatov Viduka Subs: GK: Niemi 1. Micah Richards 2. Ingimarsson 3. De Ridder

I'd love to see Diop here like. Can remember being in stitches when he muscled Carr off the pitch last season, it was like he was just dangling from his arm

quality. he comes with his own power supply. that's good spending, new LB and enough power to keep St James' going. Can just imagine him being plugged into a wall at half-time to re-charge his batteries and blowing a fuse in the floodlights or something. Duracelovic tbh

Has Ameobi ever missed a pen? I'd say Ameobi when he's on, if not then probably Solano or Martins at a stretch.

I'll join like mate, I enjoyed it last season. I'll probably wait a month or so though until the season is just about ready to kick off in case any big name transfers go through. All hail The Motsonites

We'd best hurry up and not Fanni about then if it's true the likes of Everton and West Ham want the Rod to fill in their gaps

Bramble: "can i have one Franky and one Benny please" Fat Fred would have been proud.

Saw Scott Parker on Wednesday running towards Burger King. He must have heard there was no queue or something because he looked like he was in a rush Saw Kieron Dyer in HMV a while ago looking at the toon DVD's. Bramble was a few tables down from us in Frankie & Benny's ages ago. Wouldn't surprise me if he ordered two of everything. Started talking to Pav on the escalator in Fenwick's with one of my mates a day or two before his signing was announced. Not sure if this counts but my mate's nan got into an argument with Lee Clark when we were about 8 over an autograph