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i know you're joking, but i bet ashley would have him back tomorrow. dont think pardew would set foot within 36 miles of newcastle though. If Rafa walks be afraid, be very afraid. All Ashley has to do is go to an F1 race and whisper Pardew's name 3 times and he will return.

You know its happening. And Return of the Pards.

Sad news. Rip.

Been a long season tho and weve had players in and out. Plus weve lost Gayle, which has slowed us right down.

Harry is back lololol

Shall we start a thread 'preparing for another season in the championship'?

Never thought it would come this close after doing so well in that run of games at BHA, Huddersfield and Reading

Tighter than a nuns chuff.

So we need to win our last two ?

Melting on our feet. Well done Ashley, Carr and Charnley you football greats!

Ssn just ran a section on BHA getting promoted today if they beat Wigan and Huddersfield lose. Also mentioned a bit on Huddersfield's chances but barely mentioned us other than we play Ipswich and Ipswich can secure their safety if they beat us.

We went up in third place when Keegan finished his playing career with us. 1992 er

Loves a bank holiday monday does JC.

I think he went for a keeper who'd play the ball out from the back. Obviously backfired. Ouch.

Im starting to feel that Rafa has done the best he can and has got the best out of a collection of duff to average players. We're lucky to be where we are in the league. Again it seems like involvement from upstairs that has curtailed his rebuild and funds being and made avaible to strengthen in jan. Ashley is a fool and surounds himself with yes men and idiots. He never listens to peoole who know what they are talking about.

Was Sels defo a Rafa buy, would he really go for a shaky as f*** keeper? Looks like a Carr pick up with a view to sell on in the futre. Another nugget. Carr has previous.

I know that, but does Ashley? Finishing second might give him something to ponder. I dont think he gives a flying fuck. As long as the club is in the prem , then why would he care. Just look at the people appointed in tye past.

http://i.imgur.com/uR8Q5rU.jpg Been meaning to make a 'can't get a worse sponsor than wonga'...'hold my beer' mike Ashley joke for ages but you've just done it Canny appropriate when we get dragged out of tye prem league again by ashley.

Couldnt take advantage of a poor west ham team at home, while their rivals all loose.

Haha fuck sake

To flush a turd you youyrself must become a turd.

Like a weather report.