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The microwave would be quick but watching him talk about his fans while he clutches his 5th place finish/manager of the year award, while he explodeds...would be a delight.

Pardew getting grilled, he deserved to be put in a microwave and cooked for 50 mins for the football and self obsessed nonsense he spouted.

Plan Moving forward 1. Get relegated 2. 3. Win Premier League

I cant see a way forward at the minute, it all looks like it has collapsed in the dressing room between the players and Bruce. The only way I can see the club surviving this situation is by shear luck, the other teams have a breakdown of whatever form they have and they suffer some serious bad luck. Charnley is like an area manager for Sports Direct and he has to sort out arguing members of staff remotely. Total mess but we have all been here before.

I thought the footballing world had accepted that Tim Sherwood was a nonentity ?

If we do stay up then Bruce has achieved his target and will likely stay on for another season / remainder of his contract. There is so much to look forward to as Newcastle fan.

Looks like the club has accepted relegation, if they survive then its a bonus.

We know it doesn't work football wise but Ashely thinks differently to us. He'll be confident that he can retain most of the playing squad and gain promotion again at the first attempt. Then more penny pinching in the premier league until we have another Bruce season again. Then start over.

Ashley would happily risk 30 million quid on a gamble to save himself 3 million quid.

Two dross teams with dross outdated managers, should be interesting. I'd rather watch two 80 year old ladies swim lengths in an Olympic sized swimming pool.

Odd.

Can someone clean the Whitley Park sign before they next upload a cabbage picture to twitter. Its looks a bit tragic when this is all shared by the football community on social media.

Challenge accepted.

The end is nigh, they cant keep this up until the end of the season.

Well its wrong as neither would attack, they would both sit deep and refuse to move forward.

I don't think Pulis would touch it and I have a sneaky feeling Pearson wont touch it as he was here as a coach when it all went tits up in 2009. This has a Hughes stench all over it.

Stand by for a random player coming on in loan who will only get a few minutes here and there, loaned to use as a favour for an agent.

Ashley will gamble with Bruce until the end of the season, he'll gamble that we are slightly less shitter than some other teams over a 38 game season.

"Certainly, since I've been at the football club my feeling is year on year, we've improved as a club, as a group." If backwards is the new forwards, then aye

This will be a full on pummelling, like an old boxer still entering the ring for a pay day, not even arsed about winning. Take a few hits, throw a jab or two, then go down in the 2nd round.

He has plenty of time while the fans are not in the stadium. He is in no rush.

Who is currently out of a job at the moment, from the usual cloggers and hangers on?

I was speaking more in terms of him being willing to take short term posts than his footballing brain. Got to be better than Bruce though. He was always Ashley's ideal manager, happy to work with pennies, happy to take cuts in transfer deals, happy to mooch about the lower end of the prem, low expectations and can keep a team in the league. Amazed Ashley never went out of his way to get him back at the club.

Harry Potter And The Elusive Pressing Game.

"Did I just think I was going to come here and wave a magic wand!” :lol: