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It isn't too hot at the moment, it must be said. Fortunately, we'd accumulated a frankly enormous quantity of points before making our first call to stop_performing() three months ago. The most shocking thing is that we haven't won a game since almost three months ago and are STILL fifth. That says a lot about the quality of the league.

Suit & a daft hat. I think it is the type of hat frequently favoured by bald gentlemen who aren't too keen on being bald. Speaking as a bald gentleman, these people are scum. Good player, mind.

Yes. And then put in the stocks, and the ghosts of William McGregor, Alan Hardaker and Jules Rimet can come and pelt them with rotten fruit.

I dont think I said that, although i did think they'd have a good season, and I thought Southgate had them on the right track. I think he's a good manager and they have some good players. I'll lay a bet with you now if you like. If Boro stay up and keep the horse faced one as their manager, I have ten of your English pounds that says they'll finish top half next season. I've got form on these bets. Ask Parky *wink* What's that even based on? Boro have a crap manager and crap squad, that's why they are where they are. They don't have a crap squad at all, that's the point. He's a young manager with a supportive chairman, I have a feeling that given the chance, he'll turn things around.

Expensive football, meet recession, recession, meet expensive football. *sits back, opens popcorn, watches events unfold*

I dont think I said that, although i did think they'd have a good season, and I thought Southgate had them on the right track. I think he's a good manager and they have some good players. I'll lay a bet with you now if you like. If Boro stay up and keep the horse faced one as their manager, I have ten of your English pounds that says they'll finish top half next season. I've got form on these bets. Ask Parky *wink*

They've got a horrid bunch of players. Cunt Phillips, Lee Cuntyer etc. Shocking football side as well, should've steamrolled the CCC yet have been average as hell, grinding out results. Bowyer was his true self today in getting sent off for a bit of pushing and scratching. Squalid player, squalid club.

Errm, one full England international? I think you're barking up the wrong tree, there. Gareth Barry, Agbonlahor, Ashley Young, Nicky Shorey, Luke Young, Emile Heskey off the top of my head have all played for England. Oh, so has Zat Knight. Milner has been in the full squad, I believe, too. Also this season, Curtis Davies and Luke Young have been called into the England squad. For the Spain game, 6 of the 24 called up for the Spain game were Villa players. I agree though, we're not good enough to break the top four, as the current sourness demonstrates, but I'd suggest Tottenham concentrate on securing breaking the top half of the table before bothering the top four. There's a clear gap between Villa and Everton and the rest, there was last season, and there will be this season, too.I seem to remember this time last year people were saying how well Spurs would do this year with all those fantastic signings. Well, we've seen how that turned out.

Did anyone happen to see Birmingham City's grand failure on Sky tonight? If so, did you see when they came out for the "lap of honour" with about 200 people left in the ground? Funniest thing in a long, long time, what a shower of cunts.

I've been saying this for ages now, but do not rule out Hull AND Newcastle getting at least a point at our place. Our players have quite clearly switched off and are mentally already on the beach. We know we're going to finish fifth or sixth, which one it is quite obviously makes no odds to them. We're also shit at home and incapable of keeping a clean sheet. The only thing against you rather than Hull is that we play Hull on a Monday night, when we're going to struggle to lift our game, while we play you on what should be the sunniest, warmest afternoon of the season, in front of a full house, and in the last game, where we should at least play like were enjoying ourselves. Looking at the remaining fixture, I'd say your match against Boro could quite easily decide which goes down. You are in my prayers. Well, not literally, as I'm an atheist, but hey ho.

What was yours? Mine was Juventus in the European Cup Quarter Final, 1983, by an absolute country mile. I've never seen us play a side as impressive as that in a quarter of a century since, and I reckon I never will, they were unbelievable. How's this for a line up: Zoff Gentile Cabrini Bonini Brio Scirea Bettega Tardelli Paolo Rossi Platini Boniek Coach: Trapattoni.

In hindsight holding out for more cash was a bad idea, the exra couple of mill could have strengthened, but meh, who cares about West Brom. They could at least have done the right thing and gifted it to a charity if they couldn't get anyone to associate their name with that shower of shite.

I'm also, oddly as i was against the idea of a blue kit originally, quite hoping that our new away kit is very similar to this year's, which I like a lot. Mainly because we've won loads of games in it, unlike the home kit, in which we've won very few

I quite like the Everton one.

Fucking Fellaini with his elbows, the dirty bastard.

The bad news is that I genuinely wouldn't back us to keep a clean sheet against the Wallsend and District Paper Boys XI at the moment, so I wouldn't be at all surprised to see Hull get a point.

Carew is awesome. At the moment, he and Milner are our best players by some distance. Considering he's missed about a third of the season, he still has 13 goals, not bad for someone who isn't an out and out goalscorer. Going forward yesterday we were awesome at times. At the back we looked awful. So we have a chance of knocking you over on the last day of the season? We're quite clearly not going to keep a clean sheet again this season, so you have every chance.

Carew is awesome. At the moment, he and Milner are our best players by some distance. Considering he's missed about a third of the season, he still has 13 goals, not bad for someone who isn't an out and out goalscorer. Going forward yesterday we were awesome at times. At the back we looked awful.

More's the point, why were we wearing our third kit at home. Styles saw clashes between every other combination of kits. West Ham's home kit, obv, clashes with ours. West Ham's away kit has blue sleeves and clashes with our home kit and our away kit, which is blue. Hence the third shirt. When we came out in the first half, there were no sponsors, badges or names on the shirts. Second half, they'd got them all on. I reckon they must have got the club shop to put names on the shirts with a bit of urgency., It was weird. Not as weird as our fucking dreadful defending though, Davies and Cuellar were awful.

MON was seen screaming at Harebrain after "that was your fault, that was your fault"

We also scored 4 against them last season, and 3 the season before that. Their defence is actually as bad as ours when it comes to defending set pieces. Indeed. Last year Spurs 4 - Villa 4 Chelsea 4 - Villa 4 Spurs 4 - Chelsea 4 Obviously, I could point out that the question was how many people scored 4 at Stamford Bridge[/i], but I won't, as that's a particularly interesting triangle of results there. yeh i knew that. Just wanted to mention it anyway When you equalised in the 4-4 at your place, i found myself in a face-to-face stand off with the cunt who lives over the road from us over a minor transgression involving loud music and engine revving. I was really very, very upset.

Really?

We also scored 4 against them last season, and 3 the season before that. Their defence is actually as bad as ours when it comes to defending set pieces. Indeed. Last year Spurs 4 - Villa 4 Chelsea 4 - Villa 4 Spurs 4 - Chelsea 4 Obviously, I could point out that the question was how many people scored 4 at Stamford Bridge, but I won't, as that's a particularly interesting triangle of results there.

Joe Cole: "to come here and score four goals, I cant remember that for a long long time" I can. Villa last year, you stupid haired cunt.

Ha ha ha, brilliant!