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"ITS AMAZING TWELVE TENTHS OF THIS GROUND ARE WEST HAM PLAYERS FANS!!!!111!!!"

Or just think of James Corden.

Fuck me, Savage is so fucking thick. I can't believe they think anyone actually wants to hear this cunt.

Well, it might be, but that's probably just what a fool believes.

That's the thing with Moyes. Yeah, you've fluked through to the final of the Conference League, and it's nice getting the big day out, but you watch Moyesball week in, week out. And as you're West Ham, you have to do it in the worst football-watching venue in the top flight, because your owners have had a free stadium obsession for thirty years now.

https://twitter.com/matheryooooooo/status/1666529322763530240?s=20 Brilliant.

It's not drinking in the stands that does it, it's drinking all day and then acting like a cunt because, well, you're a cunt.

How embarassing seeing your club's fans do this stuff.

Savage is such a fucking bell end.

Twats throwing stuff on the pitch

Yeah, I absolutely hate gamesmanship. *innocent face*

I can't wait till a year today when I'm in Athens watching us in the final of this. They might as well just give the trophy directly to us, given Emery's record in minor European cups.

Washed off?

Insane to have a European final in a ground that looks like somewhere Bournemouth would play.

God, the fawning. I'll tell you what West Ham meant to me for most of my life, the mortal fear of getting my head kicked in by the hateful fucking cunts who supported them once a season.

That crossed arms thing that West Ham fans do. How long have they been doing it? Is it a new thing? It is horrific.

Nice to see Can't Control again. Shame he's so excited he can't actually speak properly.

Spurs' root problem is that they are so desperate to be seen as big, as glamorous, as successful, they'll make decisions which are largely based on what it makes other people think of them. They would never, ever have appointed Eddie Howe around the time you did, for example, for precisely that reason. As a result, they employ the likes of Mourinho and Conte because they think, hey, that's what big clubs do, they employ people like that. Then they get linked with Nagelsmann because, hey, he's European and trendy, and that's what big clubs do, too. When they do get a Conte, what happens? He realises it's basically a job where it keeps them happy because he's so swoony and Levy looks good to his mates, and the fans can act like they're part of some football aristocracy rather than a bunch of arriviste non-achievers, but they get treated like shit, because the manager doesn't give a fuck really, he knows they're lucky to have him. It's an imbalanced relationship. So maybe this time the dynamic will be a bit different, and a tubby Australian from the Scottish league will treat them with a bit of respect back rather than what they got from Conte and Mourinho, which was basically to treat them like some fat granny they picked up down at Julie's on the Quayside at 2am* because, hey, at least it's a bit of leg-over, it's better than nothing. But it probably don't, and Ryan Mason will be there again with his hopeless, comatose teenage stoner facial expression on MOTD most weeks by January or February. * apologies, my Newcastle cultural references are decades out of date, but if you wanted to pick up a ropey granny in the late 1980s, Julies was the place to do it.

Any attempt at cartel-ish maximum wage agreements would be contrary to multiple laws. impossible.

I very much hope so.

Every time I hear “did well in Scotland” I feel sick. that’s how we used to justify McLeish. And then Gerrard. Although McLeish at least did do well there. After the long process they’ve had, it is strange to end up here after such a procession of big names.

That cunt wants arresting.

There's more plastic in that stadium today than there is floating around in the Pacific. I turned it straight off. I don't want either team to win. Is that possible?

Ashley Young released. I am really surprised, he's been excellent since he came back to us, incredible for a (nearly) 38 year old. Hope he gets a decent contract.

I haven't seen him speaking at the time he joined you, but I am prepared to bet everything I own (except my cat, I like her) that 'barely spoke English' is a wildly inaccurate description. For a start, he's Dutch, most of them speak better English than we do.