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Free transfer signings always command bigger wages.

Good signing. Kamara, McGinn, Tielemans, Ramsey, Luiz - total cost about £20m.

Remarkably, that bell end Danny Mills has been bigging up Carpethead's time at Villa.

Even with Kalvin 'Ten Minutes Here and There' Phillips in it.

It certainly does. *wink*

Made up for Danny Ings.

Rice getting his kid to wave "tara" to the West Ham fans.

David Moyes looks like my Grandma used to do in the mid 80s after too much sherry on christmas day.

Going to live stream me watching all the away legs just for you, big fella. #UTV and you know it.

Guarantees more Moyes next season and a 15th place finish, mind.

Savage genuinely ruining this.

When we win this next year, I am going to be giving it large on here, and no mistake. It's a perfectly good competition.

Savage, Jesus Christ.

Only in this country, really, because The Conference has a different connotation. I know I'd rather be in Prague watching us in this final right now than sat at home watching West Ham in it.

Yeah but isn't that through some dodgy fucking automatic placing based on past performance back door?

Coughing up sick right now.

At least it'd stop them going on about how 'they' won us the World Cup in 1966, mind.

He used to come with John Carew sometimes. Obviously, difficult given Carew's current location.

That's why it is in a 20k stadium.

Post 80 minutes I always hope for extra time and penalties.

Are you English? Not being snarky, just don't see how anyone can think West Ham winning this is good for the nation. By that measure, so would Man City winning the CL.

Normally, I would want any inoffensive non big 6 English team to win in Europe. Fulham, for example. But West Ham and their army of national media supporters, their wanker supporters, PornDwarf and Brady, well, they can fuck off.

The weird thing about Cameron and us is his credentials are sound - his uncle or grandfather was chairman of the club. To be fair to Prince William, mind, he comes to a lot more matches than Cameron ever did.

"When West Ham scored, their fans were so noisy, but now Fiorentina have scored, their fans are loud and the West Ham ends have gone silent". Absolutely priceless punditry from BT Sport there. Priceless. It's like they're describing football for people who have never seen a football match before. Americans or something.