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Moss will give us absolutely nothing today.

Mings's problem is that he's brilliant 80% of the time, and fucking awful the other 20%. Great example of that tonight.

Incredible to think, we won this fixture 7-2 last season.

Fucking hell.

I tried telling you but would you listen?

We're winning this.

Nowhere near what he was on at Barcelona, but tbh, I don't care. Years and years of the football equivalent of having cold dog sick sprayed into my eyes week after week, I don't care, the owners seem to have a ton of money and are happy to spend it, so if they think the deal is good financially, I'll happily go with that.

Whole team was tired and out of ideas for 4 games or so, and he was no exception. I love him, I'll be gutted if we don't sign him, he's genuinely exciting to watch.

Runs around a lot, frequently usefully, but doesn't score anywhere near as many as he should, misses so many chances. If West Ham want him, as rumoured (although there's no way SG will sell him) for £50m, I'll give him a lift down there. Of the two strikers, I'd take Ings over Watkins.

What an absolute bargain that is. He's tired a bit in recent games, but he's clearly on an absolute other level skill-wise to the rest of the squad. I love watching him. After ten years of Lambert, Sherwood, fucking Bruce-ball, and some of the utter dross we've had in that time, this bloke is a magician.

Ha ha, shall check that out!

That’s nice.

It’s very close to ‘cazzo’ which means, err, ‘cock’ in Italian. Not a recommended holiday wear for those visiting the Italian peninsula this summer. Although wearing football shirts on holiday at all is very bad in my opinion.

Ollie Watkins.

We've already replaced Targett with Digne. I like him as a player, but he'd be second fiddle here and it really depends whether he fancies that. I genuinely wouldn't be at all surprised to see Ashley Young get another year as back up and Targett go.

He did that the other day and his jumper was basically see-through. Totally unacceptable. I'm taking a cabbage to throw at him on Tuesday.

Nah. Let's reconvene on Tuesday night.

We are going to beat Liverpool on Tuesday anyway, so that'll be the end of that.

I don't think so, but I wouldn't disagree!

Liverpool are a proper football club but their ‘fans’ are fucking awful, especially their away support. Fat, ruddy faced Irish blokes, southerners who probably couldn’t stick a pin on a map within 50 miles of Liverpool and jester hat wearing Scandinavians. i don’t know what their away ticket policy is but on the basis of seeing them for the last 50 years I reckon it’s “biggest wankers”. For balance: I hate Man United more than I hate Birmingham City, but their away support is impressive, and for even more balance if there’s one club with even worse away support than Liverpool, it’s Everton. re the title, I couldn’t give a flying fuck who wins it. It is of as much relevance to me as who wins the Indonesian version of Masterchef.

Just been checking out mancityfans.net A lesson in entitlement. Horrible.

It's Jack Grealish I feel sorry for.

I really hope things work out for Jack Grealish, that's all I can say.

I am genuinely thinking about turning it off and talking to the Mrs, it's that bad.

'Would Inspector Sands please report to the operations room immediately."