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That's absolutely depressing I don't know how many times Newcastle have been in the European Cup/Champs League, but they've probably won it more times than we've participated in it right?

Amazing accomplishment, but their reward for this season is probably losing all of their best players and maybe their coach.

Zidane and Simeone slugging it out in the center circle would be amazing like

Simeone

Ten Champions League cups. Fucking ten.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Been watching too much basketball. Was expecting the ref to tech him and give Real a pen

Simeone

Would probably slit my wrists if I was an Atletico fan right now

Wow

That defending man

About as entertaining as a 1-0 match can be

So much for that run on horse placenta

Can't believe you guys don't get every single game

The couple of years of waiting until he comes back as manager will be tough.

I swear this joke is made at least once per page in this thread

I say we just sticky this and close all the new signings threads

It is getting a bit tedious talking about Pardew in every thread. Then again given how hopeless the club is there's not a whole lot of point talking about anything else either

Just seen VI's avatar

I imagine this guy signing the contract, hopping on to the internet to see what his new fans are like, finding this forum and being like

Looks incredibly quick and tidy with the ball. Seems a good young player but it's hard to be excited about anything.

This thread is just all shit jokes now

It's the Ashley equation. Abandon all hope

If Cabella is good we won't sign him. If he's bad we will. If he's good and we somehow sign him we'll make him bad. If we fail to make him bad we'll sell at first ask. I think that just about covers all the bases.

Vermaelen knocking the cap off